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Arthur Lester at the piano straight "composing it"
And by "it" haha let's just say. Child neglect
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a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted
their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"
"Every writer"?
come on
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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately
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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
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no you know what you guys are right. reverse league son reveal. Jason comes back to Gotham and does his crime lord thing before tentatively starting a truce and returning to the batfam and one day Dick asks who Bruce’s favourite child is.
Bruce: i love all three of my sons equally.
Jason, without thinking: three? what about Damian?
Bruce:
Tim: who the fuck is Damian
Jason, freezing:
Jason:
Jason:
Bruce: *carefully* Jay, who is Damian?
Jason: I have to leave.
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Jason, on the phone with Damian: so i ALMOST blew it-
Damian: ?! BUT I AM NOT READY FOR FATHER TO KNOW ABOUT ME YET-
Jason: shut the fuck up i’m older than you- and i said ALMOST. i told them that Damian was the name of my imaginary twin back when i was a kid and that i’d just gotten muddled up after the resurrection.
Jason: so you’re in the clear but when we finally do introduce you, we’re gonna have to say that Talia let me name you and i named you after my imaginary twin.
Damian:
Damian: Ahki please do not tell them that.
Jason: no im gonna. you called me a twat last week. so im gonna.
Damian: god forbid a boy try to expand his vocabulary
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I think it'd be funny if Damian kept up his formal speech patterns for the sole purpose of appearance. Originally, he would've learned to speak that way in the League, but I feel like Jason's informality and unseriousness would rub off on him eventually.
Alfred is gone for the week and Bruce is cooking for the bats
Bruce: "Alright guys, it's a little burnt, but it still might be good."
Tim, squinting his eyes at the plate: "B, it looks radioactive.."
Damian: "Father, I will not be consuming this horrible dish. It seems itself to be inedible, and I will not be poisoned by your lack of skill in the food department."
Later
Damian, on the phone with Jason: "It looked like shit! He served us all mystery meat, Todd. Bring me some decent food right now or I'm killing myself."
Jason: "Jeez, kid, take a chill pill or something. I'm on my way."
Damian: "There is no pill chill enough for me to take, Todd! I can't keep starving myself whenever Dad is put in charge. He's going to kill us all on accident!"
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we should bring back the supernatural fandom somehow having an extremely specific gif for literally every occasion though
i know you guys are still out there. i know you still have your .gif folders. don't pretend you're not.
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Jack reviving everyone and all of heaven is SCANDALIZED to learn Michael married Adam (put that ring on his finger and angelic brand on his soul) after knowing him for only 1200 years.
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i absolutely love jake abel's version of midam cause it's just adam being actually, genuinely insane while michael watches with this deeply disturbed expression.
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Micheal: I understand Dean Winchester is to be my vessel- DAMN who is that 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️
Zachariah: that'd be the half brother, Adam Milligan.
Micheal: that one. I want that one. Raise him from the dead.
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lowkey starting to hallucinate midam content, supporting this ship is the equivalent of the cage i fear.
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The Angel Castiel: Dean has become the center of my life, i love him and give everything up for him. I die for him, i life for him, he change me in every way.
Archangel Michael: Adam has become my other half. We only have eachother and we shall never separate. I love him and will stay with him forever.
Archtrickster Gabriel: Yea i got the hots for Sam, what about it?
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i love when midam or Adam Milligan centric fics can perfectly capture the utter bullshit and embarrassment that sam and dean are in their perspective 
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seeing how many people thought michael was torturing adam in hell before season 15 always makes me giggle. "oh, poor adam, he's probably suffering," and he was actually having freaky angel mind sex.
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The ironic part of Zachariah saying that Adam wasn’t really the chosen one is that HE LITERALLY WAS!! Adam was Michael’s first act of free will. Michael CHOOSE Adam over Dean. He could have easily kept going after Dean but no! He took Adam instead, even though as Gabriel put it - SINCE THE BEGINNING they knew that it was supposed to be Sam and Dean. Michael just said fuck that the rules don’t apply to me
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Michael, you might as well go "AHEM AHEM ... pun intended"
It IS a St. Michael's, you may have noticed.
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No room for you in the Empty which is... Empty.
MICHAEL PLEASE
15x19 via @spnscripthunt-inactive
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