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Lmao my queer activist group got infiltrated again #hatecrimes

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[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot

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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

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I think an easy way to sum up american domestic architecture is that if you are remodeling and older bathroom you have to watch for razor blades in the walls

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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it’s crazy i’ve been playing so much fallout i woke up this morning thinking about my summer job and went “oh but it’s probably been destroyed. because of the bombs”

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Btw i regularly think about the ending of the Julius Caesar I saw where it was set in a woman’s prison and they get cut off before the end of the play and the Brutus says something like “don’t you see? Can’t you just give us a chance? We never even get a chance” to the audience as she’s led away by the guards and man.

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”

professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”

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any body part is automatically more erotic when viewed from an uncommon angle, like looking up at a dick, sideboob, backsack, etc. this is known as the Rare Sex Pepe Effect

🗨 Readers added context they thought people might want to know normal people don't say things like this. https://www.tumblr.com/logout

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Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

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idk who needs to hear this but when your english teacher asks you to explain why an author chose to use a specific metaphor or literary device, it’s not because you won’t be able to function in real-world society without the essential knowledge of gatsby’s green light or whatever, it’s because that process develops your abilities to parse a text for meaning and fill in gaps in information by yourself, and if you’re wondering what happens when you DON’T develop an adult level of reading comprehension, look no further than the dizzying array of examples right here on tumblr dot com

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

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I feel like the real peril of growing up Christian that no one really talks about is how deeply veggie tales songs get embedded into your fuckin head like a ticking time bomb of inanity

it could be decades later and you’re minding your own business in line at the grocery store or on the bus or trying to fall asleep and from the depths of your brain comes “the bunny, the bunny, ooh I love the bunny”

you’ll never be free

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It’s been over 2000 years and we’re still discussing whether Odysseus was consenting to Calypsos shit or not. This is just like the top/bottom discussion about Achilles.