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Vanessa wanted a selfie with Roxy to make everyone jealous... but also aware that the wolf has a crush on her 🤭🤠(and Chica knows that too LOL)

I've had this on wips since freaking 2023, finally decided to make it real 😋

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Shoutout to @socksandstocks and everyone else protesting. Happy Flag Day, and happy No Kings Day.

We don’t do kings and fascists anywhere in the multiverse

We stand in solidarity with those protesting, you are the ones who truly make America great. Stay safe and stay peaceful.

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Character from my Dream

I had a dream that I was playing a weird-ass platformer game that had an art style that felt like a mix of No Straight Roads and Psychonauts, and I don't recall much about the plot except it was about some conflict involving the head of a divine pantheon. The color palette was very blue and white, like it took place in the sky.

There was this lesser villain named Ruthen who was either a lesser goddess or a mortal who became a goddess. Her upper body was covered by clouds and her lower body was connected to some really big thing. IIRC it was a giant stone structure, either a machine or a city. I figured her character design was really interesting, so I drew it.

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Reblogging this for pride month and Deltajune. The Lancer pride flag.

Lancer Pride Flag

I posted that Roxanne pride thing on my main blog and someone on Discord noticed the Estonian flag and said "Lancer pride flag" so I whipped this up.

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Drawing some Solarhood Stuff

Figured I might as well draw how some of my sci-fi setting's characters would interact. Here's Olga realizing the prince who saved her from slavery has never held a gun in his life.

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List of Names I Say Instead of "You Know Who"

Genie Megatrono

Genderqueer Metronome

Genetic Measuringcup

Geriatric Monokuma

Georgewashington Monumento

Genital Momento

Gingersnap Mickeymouse

Generous Mausoleum

General Kenobi

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Thinking of making a Doctor Who fanfic comic where the Doctor is a stereotypical chav. I can already imagine the dialogue.

"Listen here, bruv. Step on me and I'll turn you into a FOCKIN' sidewalk, yeah. On me timelords' ashes, I will!"

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I’ve been thinkin about writing some more of the Woke Mob. I think I got a really good satire/tragicomedy story going here.

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Some Star Wars fans see Andor and say "I think we should instead have a series about a young Sith trying to find her neighbor's missing porg."

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I didn't "watch" The New Norm, I sat my woke ass down and LISTENED.

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Workin' on it. How do you like Roxy's and DCA's designs?

It's about time I've begun drawing a new Reassembled page now that I'm no longer busy.

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I was shitting around in a Discord VC and when the subject of Toy Story came up and I said "Just you wait, in Toy Story 5 we're gonna find out Woody's full name is Woodrow Cownelius Boy."

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How did Dr. House lose to Shitass?

round 1 part 1 and round 1 part 2

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The average Twitter user probably isn’t able to solve a complex puzzle on their own, but the average octopus is definitely able to not say the most braindead shit I’ve ever heard online.

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Random Lore Tidbits I Wrote About My Sci-Fi Setting While I Was Sleep-Deprived

In the main story I'm planning on writing that that takes place in this setting, I plan on getting Zogg beaten up as many times as possible because he's kind of a wimp.

There's an interstellar government known as the "Roman Empire" or "Roaming Empire" (depending on who you're asking) that doesn't actually control any stars. Rather, they are a large group of nomadic starship caravans that travel around the Near Sector and trade with the local empires.

Notable "Romans" include Dr. Zebulon, the Altairi court physician, and Opal Kanach, Zrout's bodyguard and personal cook.

When the Earth gets saved, a lot of funny stuff happens on it. There is a small town that elects a ghost as its mayor.

I like to talk about President Bloodfeast a lot but he's a minor villain in the grand scheme of things. He's mostly just a useful idiot for the Basilisk because he's fervently isolationist and ignorant of the threat the Basilisk poses to humanity.

Bloodfeast's story arc will end with his forces getting overwhelmed by Kozmite remnants and the Basilisk's robots because he refused aid from Altair, Keid, and Sakura, and also because his top donors betrayed him. Connie ends up taking over after he dies because she rallied the forces of New Georgia and Earth.

There's an interstellar empire called Nova Europa where the vast majority of the population are members of old European royal families and they have elections to see which house gets to be Emperor. The current Emperor is not of any royal house, but he claimed to be a direct descendant of all four False Dmitries, Emperor Norton, and that woman who claimed to be Anastasia Romanov. He won in a landslide because the royalty thought he was really funny. Deleted because no one knows what Russia was in this setting but I still think it's kinda funy. Emperor's probably a Windsor or something.

Also, Nova Europans look like this because 90% of their population consists of 12 families.

The above fella's name is Eugen-Czeslaw and he's an asshole.

There's a polity called the Keid Commonwealth that began as a refuge for marginalized indigenous peoples all over Earth and grew into a powerful interstellar empire.

Zogg gets rizzed up by a nurse from Earth (named Reese) whose brain is only halfway functioning due to being a former Zrout slave. After he sends her to Altair to treat her brain damage she gets cold feet and leaves him, before returning to give him medical assistance in the final act and then finally marrying him.

Ikari Kyoryu of the Weeaboo Empire secretly pledges loyalty to the Basilisk because it promised him waifus.

Kyoryu and all other Nekoese supersoldiers in the Nekoese empire have enhanced regenerative abilities and can heal from pretty much anything unless it damages them faster than they can heal. Kyoryu himself figured out how to kill supersoldiers, and that's why he uses a titanium cast of someone's braincase as a paperweight.

Kyoryu's arc ends with his death at the hands of Goji.

There's a wildlife reserve habitat orbiting Altair that's full of trees and fucked up giant sapient termites that Dr. Zebulon made in a failed genetic experiment. This will not be mentioned in the main story and they don't really do anything.

And now for some stuff I made while not sleep deprived:

As stated earlier, all "aliens" are actually just extremely evolved/genetically modified humans. All life in this setting originates from Earth.

The race of the Kozmite Technocracy is called the Greys because they started out as a passion project by a geneticist who was also a UFOlogist, and as such look like typical grey aliens.

Nech Girkin, the Overlord of the Kozmites, conquered another nation called Orduria because Orduria was full of Greys who intermingled with other interstellar cultures and races. Nech initially went to war with them because he was jealous that they had hair. "Hair-haver" is a popular Kozmite slur for Ordurians.

There's another nation called Pallida that was conquered by the Kozmites and their culture's mostly dead.

Holden Bloodfeast is the most joyless prick in the Universe. He started his career as a Guardian (Uniparty enforcers later turned into cops with fancy armor) and was initially considered not loyal enough to the Uniparty because he didn't take joy in hurting people. When purity-tested by the Party, he testified "The only reason I do not smile is because my hatred for these parasites outweighs the joy of their demise." He then broke down crying explaining exactly how much hatred he had in him. This got him a promotion.

The current director of the Guardian Corps is a Texarkan named Hunter Bloodeagle, who was chosen because he was the dumbest and cruelest among them.

Holden Bloodfeast won the Uniparty Primary (which might as well be equivalent to a presidential election) because he spoke eloquently and that scared people into voting for him.

Holden Bloodfeast is racist because he grew up poor and got jealous of non-Texarkans who were happier/more fortunate than him. He still simps for elite donors because they help the Uniparty, which is basically his religion.

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Warmup Sketch

Felt proud of it so I figured I'd post it on Tumblr.

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Solarhood Lore: The Royal Sarish Palace

Drew a picture of the palace Zogg lives in.

The Royal Sarish Palace began construction under King Tor V, who demanded "a new Wonder of the Universe."[1] It took nearly two-hundred Earth-years and twenty kings[2] to build. It has been the seat of power of the Great Sarish Clan for three-thousand Earth-years, and a symbol of the Altairi Kingdom's dominance over the Near Sector.

[1] - Other Wonders of the Universe include Maximillian City (Empire of Nova Europa), the Orbital Basilica (New Vatican), the Large Orbital Mosque (Islamic Republic of Zarath), the Great Ring (fmr. Indic Empire), New Columbia (United States), the Giant Figurine (Nekoese State), the Compound of the Great Basilisk (fmr. Machine Republic), Ximenaland (Ximena Corporation), and the Monument of the Founder (Nuwe Council Republic)

[2] - Seventeen of those kings reigned during the Year of the Seventeen Kings so it's really not all that impressive.