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Ambrosios: Speaking of the devil...
Listen, miss, if you have a problem with my case, you can just say it directly. Instead of going all vague and tell wrong assumptions to people, that is just plain rude.
Ariana: You wanna fucking go.
#bluh I really need to make my own RP reaction pics too#but for now gotta set up Rosie's design once he gets fancier#roleplay#ambrosios#ariana#mook
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Ambrosios: ...My purple-bow-mook-hater senses are tingling.
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Szortski: *Silence for a moment, it seems that what he expected about her was true, and she got a point for that. Perhaps what she says is true too, Szortski can never be sure if he's /really/ feeling okay, and he was definitely not this time. Maybe he should tell her what's wrong, he was actually thinking about that. Until Iso said that she had to go, not letting him enough time to think.*
Y-... yeah... see ya, I guess.
*After flutterbutter's departure, he gets up and watches the sticky flower slowly falling down, it sure looks prettier when it's not on his ship. Then he looks back at Iso's UFO flying away, now in deep thoughts. Should he try to see her again? She might help him a lot with her therapy, he surely needs time to think about this, regardless...*
Iso: Since I became a therapist. *crosses arms* Betcha weren’t expectin’ that, huh? *She grins somewhat sheepishly*
And you may say you’re fine now, but you never know, huh? *She retreats back up to her ship, he’s obviously not in the mood for an extended chat* Though I’ll be stayin’ around Saturane for a while if you ever need to see anyone! Or just wanna talk. I’m up for that, too! *She enters her UFO again, and the eyes soon re-materialize on them as she assumes her position at the control panel* It was nice to meetchya, Szortski! *She turns to fly off and dispose of the sticker*
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Szortski: Yeaaah... a pleasure... *looks away*
Oh me, oh my, you just found out I had a hard time. Since when are ya a therpist or somethin', huh? Huh!?
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Bah, sorry, 'guess I can't blame ya for that. But 'm being honest this time, missy... or Iso, ya don't have to waste yer time on me. I am /fine/, and I don't need support. *rolls on the side a bit*
And that? Nah, don't mind it, it's just... me tryin' to stay calm. 'guess it worked pretty good so far with the bowfest and all.
Iso: Well, it’s nice to meet you Szortski! And frankly, you did ask by doing…that. *Gestures to Szorkle’s position on his ship* I dunno about you, but to me, that says someone’s been through somethin’ rough. *Looks back to her ship, still holding the sticker with its claws* And almost anything can be classified as rough. I can’t just sit around and let you go through that alone, y’know? And a little support can go a long way, so…
*Turns back* So. I’m here now. *Goes to settle down a bit on his ship, but chooses to instead hover a tiny bit above it, sparkling a bit* You said something about anger management?
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Szortski: *grunts more as he sees Iso landing on his ship, he hates when others are touching his personal UFO, even more after getting it back.*
Missy, I didn't asked ya to get involved in my problems, and to touch my ship. *he stares at the magic butterlfy before flopping his head down once again.*
'didn't asked ya either to make me feel better, I don't need this. I just...
*he felt too tired to continue saying excuses, or to get more mad over the fact that she won't leave him alone. Although, with now Iso's soothing presence, he slowly eyes towards her again.*
Hrrm... ya can call me Szortski.
Iso: My problems are whatever I make them to be- “She flutters down next to Szorgi* -and I am making yours mine. *She crosses her lower arms, putting her upper ones on her sides* After all, who else’s gonna make you feel better if you won’t let yourself? *She smiles* Sorry, but you’re stuck with me now.
My name’s Iso. Yours?
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Szortski: Yeaah, yeaaah, what if it tears off the paint then!? Do ya have an idea on how much I paid for that?! And I-- huh... *suddenly gets up* Whoa whoa there, ya don't just... hey, HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING DON'T TOUCH MY--
*he pauses for a few seconds, staring at the removed sticker in the claws' grasp before sitting down and looking away* What if it removed the paint too? Huh?? *sighs heavily* Ugh, whatever...
*he looks back at Iso, now out of her ship. Szortski remained silent for a little moment, maybe because she was pretty, or just maybe he was too distracted because of being tired. Then, again, he put hands on his face* 'm fine, ya don't have to pay attention to me, my problems are none of yer business. Just, just leave me be.
*starts doing the go-away gesture with one hand, or whatever is it called woops*
Iso: Well, regardless of how angry you are about your UFO it sure won’t help any t’ just sit there like that! Now uh…let’s see here…*A few moments pass, and a pair of mechanical claws soon drop from the bottom of the ship* There we are…*She moves the claws and pries the sticker off of the ship*
There~ Didn’t even scratch the paint job. Now that one of the sources of your anger’s dealt with…*She climbs out of her ship* maybe you can tell this flutterbutter what else’s wrong?
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Szortski: *sloowly heads up and glances at Iso's UFO, his face now definitely showing signs of tiredness and frustration. Even his antennas seems to be more bent than the usual.*
M'kay, first of all, who the hell are you. Ya can't just barge in and tell peeps to say everything's okay, after they have failed their goddamn anger management or somethin'. And because of some shitty weirdo that thought 't'was fun to stick a puffy flower on my ship that /just/ got painted back. *four hands on face* No, no, just fucking leave me alone, I'm not in the mood, definitely not in the goddamn mood. *long groaning*
Iso: *Hovers up to Szorttle in her UFO* Whoa, OK. I dunno what happened, but I’m sure everything hasn’t been ruined. There’s a lotta universe for everything, y’know! *The UFO’s eyes close understandingly* But things can feel that way a lot of the time. So how bout you just start at the beginning?
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Szortski: God damnit, god fucking damnit *covers face in frustration* of course someone /has/ to ruin everything just after I finall got my ship back. *flops down on top of his UFO*, grumbling as usual*
That, and my attempts to stay calm too, probably, fan fuckin' tastic...
#again it's better to see my ask blog to know what's up#RP starter#szortski#insectoid#tw: strong language
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((WAIT IGNORE THE LAST ONE I SENT THEM TO THE WRONG BLOG-- 18, 25, 33 for polka dot, 39, 45 for Rosie))
Polka dot Szortski:
18: What did they find abroad, and what did they remember?
Szortski actually didn’t bothered much on visiting the planets he was on, until he discovered the bowfest on Saturn.
25: What are their hobbies and interests?
Szortski’s interests are almost nonesxistant, he pretty much doesn’t give a damn for anything. So far, he still appreciates travelling like other bugs and also bowfesting.
33: Do they drink? Take drugs? What about their health?
His moral isn’t low enough for that, and even though he’s got a pissy behavior, he’s still a pretty healthy lil bugger.
Pink priss Rosie:
39: What do they like to ridicule? What do they find stupid?
Ambrorios used to think bow were a ridiculous attire before Danny’s falldown. Now he’s okay with them, sort of, he still tends to find some people’s behavior pretty stupid too.
45: Is your character pragmatic? Think first? Responsible? All action? A visionary? Passionate? Quixotic?
Rosie isn’t really the pragmatic type, he’d rather think before acting, mostly after what happened to him, he’s into responsibility quite a lot too. He can also be passionate depending on the subject aaaaand he wasn’t quixotic as much as he was before.
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Specify a character and leave a number in my ask, if you’re feeling so kind!
1. How does your character think of their father? What do they hate and love about him? What influence - literal or imagined - did the father have?
2. Their mother? How do they think of her? What do they hate? Love? What influence - literal or imagined - did the mother have?
3. Brothers, sisters? Who do they like? Why? What do they despise about their siblings?
4. What type of discipline was your character subjected to at home? Strict? Lenient?
5. Were they overprotected as a child? Sheltered?
6. Did they feel rejection or affection as a child?
7. What was the economic status of their family?
8. How does your character feel about religion?
9. What about political beliefs?
10. Is your character street-smart, book-smart, intelligent, intellectual, slow-witted?
11. How do they see themselves: as smart, as intelligent, uneducated?
12. How does their education and intelligence – or lack thereof - reflect in their speech pattern, vocabulary, and pronunciations?
13. Did they like school? Teachers? Schoolmates?
14. Were they involved at school? Sports? Clubs? Debate? Were they unconnected?
15. Did they graduate? High-School? College? Do they have a PHD? A GED?
16. What does your character do for a living? How do they see their profession? What do they like about it? Dislike?
17. Did they travel? Where? Why? When?
18. What did they find abroad, and what did they remember?
19. What were your character’s deepest disillusions? In life? What are they now?
20. What were the most deeply impressive political or social, national or international, events that they experienced?
21. What are your character’s manners like? What is their type of hero? Whom do they hate?
22. Who are their friends? Lovers? ‘Type’ or ‘ideal’ partner?
23. What do they want from a partner? What do they think and feel of sex?
24. What social groups and activities does your character attend? What role do they like to play? What role do they actually play, usually?
25. What are their hobbies and interests?
26. What does your character’s home look like? Personal taste? Clothing? Hair? Appearance?
27. How do they relate to their appearance? How do they wear their clothing? Style? Quality?
28. Who is your character’s mate? How do they relate to him or her? How did they make their choice?
29. What is your character’s weaknesses? Hubris? Pride? Controlling?
30. Are they holding on to something in the past? Can he or she forgive?
31. Does your character have children? How do they feel about their parental role? About the children? How do the children relate?
32. How does your character react to stress situations? Defensively? Aggressively? Evasively?
33. Do they drink? Take drugs? What about their health?
34. Does your character feel self-righteous? Revengeful? Contemptuous?
35. Do they always rationalize errors? How do they accept disasters and failures?
36. Do they like to suffer? Like to see other people suffering?
37. How is your character’s imagination? Daydreaming a lot? Worried most of the time? Living in memories?
38. Are they basically negative when facing new things? Suspicious? Hostile? Scared? Enthusiastic?
39. What do they like to ridicule? What do they find stupid?
40. How is their sense of humor? Do they have one?
41. Is your character aware of who they are? Strengths? Weaknesses? Idiosyncrasies? Capable of self-irony?
42. What does your character want most? What do they need really badly, compulsively? What are they willing to do, to sacrifice, to obtain?
43. Does your character have any secrets? If so, are they holding them back?
44. How badly do they want to obtain their life objectives? How do they pursue them?
45. Is your character pragmatic? Think first? Responsible? All action? A visionary? Passionate? Quixotic?
46. Is your character tall? Short? What about size? Weight? Posture? How do they feel about their physical body?
47. Do they want to project an image of a younger, older, more important person? Does they want to be visible or invisible?
48. How are your character’s gestures? Vigorous? Weak? Controlled? Compulsive? Energetic? Sluggish?
49. What about voice? Pitch? Strength? Tempo and rhythm of speech? Pronunciation? Accent?
50. What are the prevailing facial expressions? Sour? Cheerful? Dominating?
Character solidifying!
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Szortski: What the actual fuck, the insides are even more messy than before... This is going to take forever to repair. I'm never going to rely on these guys' help ever again.
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Ambrosios: …! Now that you say that, yeah. *starts utying the bow* My /apologies/ for my rudeness, ma’am, aaaand thank you, I guess for the free b-… I mean tie. *salutes in a sarcastic way*
Ariana: -Slaps an orange bow on the kiddy mook's head- There!! Now you look like an actual, good mook!! >:U
Ambrorios: *glances for a second, then sloooowly takes the bow off* Ssorry madam, but I didn’t asked for a bow or anything… <:T
*still looks cool anyways*
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Ambrosios: *huffs* I didn’t said I dislike sparkles. >BI But, bows aren’t my thing, you can’t just decide on what I like, hmpf… Sparkly ties would look okay, though.
Ariana: -Slaps an orange bow on the kiddy mook's head- There!! Now you look like an actual, good mook!! >:U
Ambrorios: *glances for a second, then sloooowly takes the bow off* Ssorry madam, but I didn’t asked for a bow or anything… <:T
*still looks cool anyways*
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Ariana: -Slaps an orange bow on the kiddy mook's head- There!! Now you look like an actual, good mook!! >:U
Ambrosios: *glances for a second, then sloooowly takes the bow off* Ssorry madam, but I didn’t asked for a bow or anything… <:T
*still looks cool anyways*
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((I might do some RP starters here and here but mainly, if you guys wants to RP, feel free to send in some asks over there.))
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