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no wait it’s actually genius that leo’s from houston bc he’s like a mechanic and like nasa and stuff and

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No no I would be the first to die because I'm bad at the simplest riddles

My friend color coded something for me and essentially spelled what I had to do out for me and I STILL couldn't figure out what I was supposed to do to get out of a situation during a rp session sjsksj

Yall would be the first fucks to die in the odyssey

Or any mythological scene

Just “ooo pretty/handsome/attractive man/woman/person” and you follow them and than you’re dead

I feel like Odysseus in that one au that made

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And we love you kay

//I am nOT LATE FOR MERMAY (base used under cut :>)

My silly boy <3

And the base!

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no one talks about ethan nakamura enough to be honest

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THE HIM

Mer Jasper is… suffering

I wonder who’s holding the net that’s dragging him, huh? Cough Nero cough

Just like mer Lucas, not based on a specific fish type! Just sorta me balling

(Also he’s not just any mer, he’s a siren. OooooooOooOoOoOo)

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With net

Without net even though it looks wonky lol

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ME WHEN JASTAVIAN CONTENT

How it feels when I feed my buddies who have unpopular ships/fandom opinions/etc even if I might not really get them but I know they’re starved and I love them

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In my defense it is really freaking fun

Guys I’m literally making a ocean pjo au at this point since I’ve dragged my friend into mer may

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:33333

Boop

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every time a fanfic author remembers Leo Valdez is actually incredibly intelligent & an engineering prodigy, an ai scraper gets burned at the stake & an angel gains its wings.

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The way it's too early for you to sleep grrr

I'd tell you to sleep but like

HhMmMmMmmMMMMMMAAAAA

I wanna interact with my mutuals more but like I am eepy

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MOM 😭😭😭 /silly

"I'm really sad and lonely right now. I wish someone would come cuddle me. Someone like maybe a boyfriend or two. That'd be nice."

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Oh boy let me get screenshots of how Kay showed me

"I'm really sad and lonely right now. I wish someone would come cuddle me. Someone like maybe a boyfriend or two. That'd be nice."

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They don't want you to get in the wabter but at the same time do

Going in the wabter and @somebody-insertlyric CANT STOP ME

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I'M GOING TO TELEPORT TO YOUR LOCATION AND PULL YOU OUT MYSELF

Going in the wabter and @somebody-insertlyric CANT STOP ME

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Percy Jackson AU

Where everything is the same except riptide works like Sofia the first’s amulet and Greek heroes turn up when he is facing physical or emotional turmoil

Like - 

It’s the reason Achilles appears to him before he jumps in the Styx in canon TLO

Just imagine the possibilities

Percy wakes up on Ogygia - 

Calypso: Hi!

Percy: Wtf?

Odysseus: Ikr?

Percy, but to Odysseus: Wtf??? Who are you?

Odysseus: I’m Odysseus. I highly advise you to get off this island asap

Calypso: Stay with me, im in love with you.

Odysseus: She said that to me too

Percy:

Odysseus: She kept me here for 7 years, and kept me away from my wife.

Percy:

Odysseus:

Percy: *Passes out because he’s still injured.*

Percy: *dreams of annabeth*

Percy: Aight time to go home

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HOO - BoO

Instead of Jason and Piper going down to meet Heracles, Percy just uses Riptide to summon him.

Percy: *proceeds to yell at him about Zoë until he cries and lets them through*

Annabeth has to physically restrain him from throwing punches.

The seven: *Blinking wide eyed because Percy = scary!!!*

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At the doorway to the underworld that orpheus opened in TLO

Orpheus: *appears*: Beware of the underworld! It is a dangerous place that-

Percy: Yeah, yeah. We know. This is like my third time going down.

Nico: *Looking at the both of them like theyre crazy because who tf??*

Orpheus: You don’t understand, hades will try to trick you, trap you there. He does not let go of what believes is his easily!

Percy: look dude, we aren’t even going to see Hades. I did that when I was 12 and it was fine.

Nico: *sweats in betrayal*

Orpheus, side eyeing Nico: Okay then. Proceed, but you have been warned.

*later*

Percy, trapped in the underworld dungeon, betrayed: Gods damnit. 

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Real it was terrifying /silly /hj

I'm too chronically online..

TUMBLR WAS DOWN AND I COULDNT GET INTO IT. SCARIEST HOUR OF MY LIFE

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SAME FOR ME IT WAS SO LAGGY I COULD BARELY OPEN IT LET ALONE SEE MY NOTIFICATIONS

HELL ON EARTH

TUMBLR WAS DOWN AND I COULDNT GET INTO IT. SCARIEST HOUR OF MY LIFE