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so i was going to a thing for orchestra where multiple orchestras and bands were performing. there was a stage but above it was a big balcony turned into another stage so one group could get ready and another performed. while i was waiting at one of the many tables i tried to find my friends but only found them at tables that were already full so that sucked. then i had to go up the the balcony and get ready. i grabbed my cello and found my seat which had one leg dangling off the side of the balcony but i couldn’t move inwards bc there wasn’t enough room. i ended up having an anxiety attack bc of this and the vice principal of my middle school when i went there showed up and took my through this door to distract me. it was this weird house that had strange stairs and everything was off and moving. it worked for distracting me and my anxiety attack stopped. we went back to the balcony and he left into the crowd but i wanted to check out the door that led into the house again so i snuck back there. this time i ended up finding a door to outside and i was like cool i’ll see what’s outside then. but there was this wolf in the doorway that was doing that this evil lady with a half leather half human face telling the wolf what to do. she went on a whole shpeel like “if you want to go outside you’ll have to get past my little pet mwahahaha” so i was like aight and tried to get past the wolf but it attacked me but i still ended up outside. i was hiding in the bushes and watched her go over to another place where she was keeping grover from percy jackson and i had an oh shit moment like i gotta get him out of there. but turns out i didn’t need to bc he got out himself and hid in the bushes as well and we looked at each other and went “we need to get out of here n o w” so we looked around and found these scooter thingies and just as we were about to go for them we saw the evil lady and watched as her head split in half and the human half was replaced by another leather half. idk it was disturbing so we yeeted ourselves outta there and hopped on those scooters and down this path. we got pretty fast and gradually more ppl (a mix of my friends and percy jackson characters) joined us. at the end of the path there was this giant couch that all of us landed on. at one point the evil lady but now with an entirely human head hopped on and i freaked out and explained to everyone why we shouldnt let her come with us. they were like oh shit you right and yeeted that bitch off the couch and into a swamp. we then were swept away into a portal and i woke up

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me: “what are you doing?”

my cousin, slowly dancing in the doorway of the pantry: “good question. i’m just vibing”

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“this world needs us. we need to accept each other. we need to respect each other. but most of all we need to hear each other, and understand.”

I’m Coming Out. - NikkieTutorials

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wade wilson kidnaps hugh jackman in deadpool 3 bc he’s convinced he’s actually wolverine. he spends the whole movie lugging him around but he’s literally just hugh jackman

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apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something” 

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a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

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Their office is already the cutest thing ever

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Lourdes Faberes as Pollution in Good Omens (2019)

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Hi hello could we please make sure that no one watches this and that it flops. Moffat can't get back on his bullshit in 2020 let's all leave him back in the 10s thank you very much.

Just a few reminders

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I’ve seen a lot of arguments over whether or not Crowley and Aziraphale count as real NB representation or not, but I feel like we forget that Pollution is non-binary and uses they/them pronouns?? Even if you don’t count Aziraphale and Crowley there is a canon NB character that everyone seems to be erasing

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Wait.... you are gay? Why?

It started off as a 7 day free trial, but I forgot to cancel so here we are.

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when i was like five i had this dream where everyone had to stay inside bc there were these giant gummy bears walking around the city and they’d stomp & kill anything they saw moved. everyone was on the phone trying to find a solution to this like how do you kill giant gummy bears. i was like,,,, hey,, what if we use the Sun Dial? (the Sun Dial is a dial that changes the temp of the sun) but everyone was saying that it was too dangerous and experimental. that was our only option, though, so we used to Sun Dial. for whatever reason it was in my living room so i just turned it up just enough for the gummy bears to melt then turned it back to where it was before. everyone then ran outside with straws and started drinking the melted gummy bears