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Scoots McBoots! (Not trademarked. Use freely.)
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If you see this
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You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
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Bootyshorts which say “enemy of the state”
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All of that, and the fact that she looks like our cat is what matters?
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Before and after of me asking her if she wants a cookie 😂😂😂
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Include Missouri in "South" I promise, it very much is.
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Scarlet doesn't hire hitmen.
Scarlet is the hitman.
And Scarlet is supreme amoungst all hitmen.
Which OC would hire a hitman?
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SOMEONE GET THOS MAN A MEDAL!
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Me when I drop something:SON OF A BITCH!
Me when I win a board game:YEAH, SUCK IT GRETCHEN! Guess all that time alone since hubby died doesn't make you better at Sorry, huh?
white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks
white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!
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let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them
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Keening on TES Lore Illustrated updated and adapted to be 2 new desktop backgrounds up to 8K resolution (7,680 x 4,320).
Download and preview on Google Drive
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don’t be J.D. kids
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The formation of the Axis Powers (Sept 27th, 1940.)
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Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!
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Ah yes, Christ's word being taken out of context so that those who already have can have more? Sounds like everyone I know.
i just wanna say that…there is a special spot in hell reserved for people who go to places where poverty stricken families are likely to show up…like say, the food bank, or the food stamp office…and leave religious tracts disguised as 100 dollar bills on the ground. 
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God’s not going to reward you for taunting and shaming the poor. In fact I’m pretty certain being uncharitable is one of those things that got you smite’d in the old testament. 
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