#I fucked up

[garaks-padded-bra]

Cake i made today that looks like an amnesiacs distant memory

[littlemizzlinguistics]

Studying linguistics is actually so wonderful because when you explain youth slang to older professors, instead of complaining about how "your generation can't speak right/ you're butchering the language" they light up and go “really? That’s so wonderful! What an innovative construction! Isn't language wonderful?"

[biggest-jim]

i put mirage in the washing machine.

she shrunk

[michaelmyersboytoy]

hey hello hi i’m so dumb i deleted my blogs

i’m tony used to be t4tfugio and fugoshairdresser please help me find my mutuals

[tooquirkytolose]

Fucked up by going to the fresh pressed juice bar and picking the Dracula Plus drink because, yknow, I am not immune to cool name but my mistake was only glancing at the first 2 listed ingredients out of 4: Beets and Carrots

What I did not realize, was that the two ingredients listed directly UNDER beets and carrots...was zanahorria and betabel....which is spanish...for beets..and carrots...

My sister laughed at me when I took a sippy of the dirt juice and almost gagged 😔

[hommieishome]

More of this oc

Idk about the artstyle but I tried.

She a silly cat

[creativesparksart]

Rewatching season 2 of the legend of vox machina and I love this seen so goddamn much lol

[v0dkaalc0hol]

[chasethebreeze]

[heyimwieeeee]

I re-redrew alastor and it was going good until i colored his face i tried using the monocle to hide it bute i think i made it worse( ⬭ _ ⬭" )

Non coloured

And ..... Don't judge me coloured

[moresrush]

He sleeps so easily, like every star in the sky is a friend watching over him --- like he's lacking a care in the world. You wonder what that's like. You wonder what this peace feels like, but you no longer want it for yourself. No. You would rather have him than another single comfortable night of sleep, you would rather have him than dream again. You love him. There's no longer any denying that.

You think you don't know how to begin to show it, but as you lay and listen to his soft breaths and the fire crackling nearby --- you dare any nightmares to so much as whisper to him. You protect him. You watch over him ... and in your mind, you decide that this is what you're willing to do forever if it means he's content.

[shiftingtomydrs]

OK guys I have a confession to make

I fucked up big time lmao I dmed my crush from my fake account and now he wants to see a pic of me (like kinda he asked why dont i have a pic of my face as a profile pic and i said bcs i dont like it and then he said well i havent seen it yet so idk) what do I do? Like I don't wanna catfish him but I also can't send a pic of myself and say 'surprise motherfucker it's me' (he goes to my school sooo yeah) I originally did wanna dm him from my real account but only in the holidays in 2 or so weeks bcs then if he's mad at me / decides to spill everything to the whole school I'll only have 1 and a half months left of school and I can make it through that unscathed I think. Do I say 'heyyy so yk this is actually my second account and I forgot to switch before I fake accidentally send a tiktok to you that was 'meant for my friend' and yk sorry bout that' like actually what do i do? Pls help me bcs I'm actually freaking out like crazy rn and I might just block him lmao

[paratoryhima]

[depressedvibe]

I have breakdowns - sometimes.

I panic - occasionally.

I make suicide jokes - frequently.

I seem okay - most of the time.

I want to die - always.

[namibozsu]

Bare Witness.