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their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son

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- you want some decorations on your van?

- yeah, gimme a large picture of an eery cistern and nothing else

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just saw a post that accused someone of using generative ai to write an essay because 'no one uses — instead of commas or semicolons' and i've never been more offended in my life

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Dude. I got everything I wanted

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what is it controllerpervert?

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so I’m filling out pediatrician intake forms for my newborn son and I get to the demographic section and I was already chuckling about putting a marital status…

yes hello my 3 day old son responds to only Old English, thank you

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"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

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Tfw you're too brainrotted but your friend is trying to vent

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Beautiful siblings insider trading and money laundering

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Whenever i get sad I just think about sour cream baby and get smiled again

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I LOVE ALL OF THESE CHARACTERS BTW. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR HATE FOR THEM ON MY POST

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peanuthead

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not sure if I characterized berdly right here anyway, twas' supposed to be kerdly because im crazy yk

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What if Queen had a dog based on ChatGPT that whenever it was asked to do stuff like "roll around" it replies with a robotic sentence where it says it can't perform physical acts and that was the entire joke