A look in to the mind of the weirdo in the corner
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Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -
A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.
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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny
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No, really: Turn the sound on! It's delightful.
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... It's always awkward when the missus meets the ex.
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#Power Rangers#Power Rangers Turbo#Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie#Pink Ranger#Kimberly Hart#Katherine Hillard
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it’s the “date of birth: 1303 BC” for me...
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Vampire: *struggling*
Me:
Vampire: *still struggling*
Me: look, I said I have tricky veins-
Vampire: DO YOU HAVE THEM AT ALL????
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