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I come across this twit and I recon you guys eruri shipper to follow the user ✨✨ it was amazing ✨✨ the amount of eruri in it ❤️❤️

https://twitter.com/kikoosyu?s=09

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Erwin : So--are you a dog person or a cat person?

Levi : All I can tell you is that I'm not a people person.

Erwin : Oh.

*awkward silence*

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Hange : There's only four ways to do things: the right way, the bad way, the Levi way and the Hange way.

Eren : Sorry--??

Hange : The Levi way is the right way but faster, the Hange way is the bad way but FAR faster. So choose!!

Armin : Hange-san--we--

Mikasa : We only wanted to go for a breakfast

Hange : Tch. Weak.

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Levi : Erwin. I learnt something from Hange.

Erwin : Yes?

Levi : Hange told me that atoms never touch each other and since we're made of atoms we've never touched anything in our entire lives. 

Erwin : And?

Levi : So to answer your question, no I did not punch Eren

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Erwin : [for the first time] I have the urge to do something stupid

Levi : *mutters* So if I was something stupid, would you do me?

Veterans :...

Levi : Uh, I mean... You must want to...do yourself...because you sure are something stupid...

Nanaba : Levi, relax!!

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Hange : Hey, what wrong with you?

Levi : -sigh- Erwin sneezed.

Hange : People sneezed?

Levi : I know. I'm not idiot. Erwin sneezed and I accidentally said 'shut the fuck' instead of 'blessed you.'

Hange : -laughing- How the hell did you accidentally say 'shut the fuck?'

Mike : -enter the room- Why is Erwin crying and said Levi hates him?

Hange : -laughing even hard-

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Hange : LEVI!! I've been looking for you everywhere!

Levi : What a coincidence, I've been avoiding you everywhere!

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Erwin : I can't believe we're stuck in this room together

Levi, swallowing the key : Truly unfortunate

(somewhere)

Eren : -crying- HEICHOU WILL KILL US!!

Hange : Nah, he loves it

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Eren : Captain, what's your greatest strength?

Levi : I can fight titan with a fork

Mike : He's a great flirt

Hange : He's always failed though

Armin : What's is your greatest weakness?

Levi : I can't handle not taking shower

Hanji : Erwin's beautiful pair of blue eyes

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Mike : It's dark in here.

Hange : Will you be fine, Levi?

Levi : What? I'm not scared of anything!! I'm humanity strongest soldier!!

Mike :

Hange :

Erwin :

Levi : WHAT?!

Erwin : Can you hold my hand?

Levi : You such a baby. It can't be help.

Mikasa : -whispering- Just kill me already

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Levi : Oi brat!! -kicking Eren- what the fuck wrong with you?

Eren : Heichou -crying- You gotta help me

Levi : Hell no!!

Eren : Please HEICHOU!!! I GIVE YOU COMMANDER COLLECTION!! Recruits special edition!!

Levi : And you think that gonna works on me?

(20 minutes later)

Levi : You accidentally slept with Armin week ago?

Eren : Yes

Levi : Accidentally?

Eren : Yes -continue crying-

Levi : Slept with Armin? Accidentally? Last week?

Eren : YES!!!

Levi : I don't understand. Did you trip over something?

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Erwin : Levi!! Let's play a game

Levi : Sure. What's game?

Erwin : Truth or dare. Can I go first?

Levi : Anything for you.

Erwin : Truth or dare?

Levi : Truth.

Erwin : How many hours have you slept this week?

Levi : Dare.

Erwin : Go to sleep.

Levi : I don't like this fucking game.

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Erwin : Why do you always let me win whenever we're racing up the stairs? you're so much faster than me

Levi : You have a nice smile when you win.

Hanji, to Erwin : He's staring at your ass

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Levi : My friend thinks you’re cute

Erwin : Which friend?

Levi : Me

Levi : I'm the friend

Erwin :...

Hanji : *burst out laughing*

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Levi : Eren do you want coffee?

Eren : YES SIR!!

Levi : Good, go get me one

Eren : ...

Mikasa : ...

Armin :...

Levi : well?

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Erwin : The sun is bright today

Levi : (looking at Erwin smiling) Yeah, it is