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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?
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there are people with genders you will never comprehend and people fucking in ways you will never understand and people making art you just don't get and that shit RULES
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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?
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Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable
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"She was warm and smelt like a wet sparrow" vs " ugly duckling"
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Hey dude. I noticed that you seem to be having a lot of symbolic association with the ouroboros icon and I just wanted to know if you were like. ok. or like, that you're experiencing time linearly and not stuck in an eternal loop of the same events.
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girl something good has to happen at some point
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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
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Pepsi distributed Dr Pepper (on the left) And Coca-Cola distributed Dr Pepper (on the right). Dr. Pepper isn’t owned by either company, it is it’s own company Keurig Doctor Pepper, BUT they don’t have a bottling facility. In an area, they use whichever bottling facility gives them the best deal. That’s why sometimes it’s Pepsi shaped and sometimes it’s Coke shaped.
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So January was 17 weeks long. And February is 3 and a half horrifying days. Do I have that right?
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Uh oh bestie. Turns out, if you want the rewards of being pillow princess, you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of telling the service top what you want 😔
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New post, gonna use this to document my journey as a trans woman
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sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me
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Having dreams crushed by disability is such a deeply traumatic experience, the realization that you’ll never be able to do the thing you want most in life because your body isn’t able to handle it. Waking up the day after you received the news and feeling that utter sense of heartbreak in your chest. Watching people go on and do those things while you sit on the sidelines, forced to watch bitterly. That feeling of being trapped, imprisoned by your inability to do what you love. The grief, the anger, the sadness. All because your body doesn’t allow you to.
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