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Script 8

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The hole at the end of everything

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Interview: Andrew Hussie

Welcome back, dear readers. After yesterday’s disaster, we have someone very special here. Please welcome Andrew Hussie, the creator of Homestuck, and a writer and director of CON AIR 2: THE EPILOGUE. It’s so good to have you here, Andrew.

It’s my pleasure. As always.

What inspired the creation of CON AIR 2? Taking a step from a webcomic to a feature film is huge change, and decisions like that aren’t made in a day. How did the transition start?

It shouldn’t come off as a surprise that the decision to begin working on CON AIR 2 took a very long time, and it was a work of a vast network of skilled individuals. Our initial plans were very humble. They didn’t have anything to do with the Epilogue. If I recall correctly the Con Air-aspect came in after a year of development, too. The script was built over a long period of time, and almost every new member added new things into it. The idea pile didn’t stop getting taller, and soon enough we had a massive project on our hands.

It took years to formulate the script to its final form. You could say it’s creation was very Homestuck, as in, we continuously made shit up along the way. The script wasn’t finished when the filming started, and sure as hell it wasn’t finished when the filming finished. The script was almost like a living being, always being rewritten. Scenes we had already filmed took on new meanings. Parts of footage were used several times over. The movie was it’s own entity, and you’ll sure be able to see that in the theaters. It has a meta aspect, as everything in Homestuck does. At its core, CON AIR 2: THE EPILOGUE is a coming-of-age story enhanced by mystery and spectacle.

And speaking of mystery and spectacle, those were crucial to Homestuck’s narrative as well. The transition wasn’t as big of a deal in that regard. Homestuck has always been close to films, whether it has been having fun with them or making fun of them. Flash animations were a central factor in Homestuck’s path to the big screen, and ultimately transcending the boundaries of traditional media.

Alright, now that we have that out of the way, please explain. What’s the deal with Dark Cage? Why are actors going nuts left and right? It’s almost like Homestuck is becoming real. What the hell, Hussie?

It is bold of you to assume Homestuck becoming real hasn’t been my intention all along. Or perhaps it’s always been real?

Please elaborate.

No.

At least give us some light on Vriska Serket’s casting situation.

Vriska is Big Chungus. That’s all I have to say. I will not longer comment on this subject.

Fucking hell. What am I supposed to ask then?

If you’re having trouble, I could take turn asking the questions instead.

You can’t do that.

Of course I can. [snops]

Look! I’m the interviewer now.

What the fuck? You can’t just say that.

Why not? I have the bold text and all. I won’t call myself a professional but I’m pretty sure this is all you need.

Bold text? There’s no text. This is an oral interview, which we’ll transcribe later.

I just got it, though. That jackass Doc did the same earlier.

Doc?

Oh, sorry. Dark Cage.

This is stupid.

It keeps happening.

Oh god.

So what’s the deal with this interviewing stuff? Am I just supposed to keep firing inquiries from this deudly firearm I call my mouth, which so happens to be framed by two luscious lips?

Just shut up already.

State name.

A total dumbass, apparently.

What’s your opinion on horses?

I don’t give a shit about your horses. You’re hijacking my goddamn interview and it’s degrading.

Your words are degrading to all things equine and I’m getting sort of worked up about that.

I give up.

It’d seem our interviewee is getting reluctant. I figure it’s time to reel it in and call the curtains. Do you have anything to say to the fans before we ride this pony back to the stables?

Fuck you.

Enormous thanks to our interviewee, who really has a way with their words. Thanks for reading. CON AIR 2: THE EPILOGUE in theaters 4th of April 2019, 24h streams on the 13th.

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He was awful at art, and instead of creating, a thing fuxkers with the space aspect usually do, he destroyed a fuck ton of things, for example an incomprehensible amount of innocent lives and ruined the good name Mustaches once had

I am so fucking sorry but i was washing my hands and i realised that, in Homestuck™ terms, Hitler was a Prince Of Space

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I am so fucking sorry but i was washing my hands and i realised that, in Homestuck™ terms, Hitler was a Prince Of Space

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White Diamond gonna come in like

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I did gods work

I have been kinda dead for the past month or few But yesterday i was reorganizing my picture gallery and i found this:

What you just saw is the best thing i forgot existed and also the best thing i have ever drawn while (most likely) high on a lot of strong coffee at 3 am (i dont remember but thats usually when true art happens). Its Terezi and John except drawn on a comic strip from of the amazing “Sakana Comic” with the windows Snipping Tool

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So where i live i saw this advert with a child some time ago, and my first thought was...

thank you

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oof it has been brought to my attention that there’s another cirava moisturewave comic out there, but i spent far too many hours googling “vaporwave” and finding copyright-free images to just delete it so i just wanna let yall know:

the og one’s by @greenteafennec

(also im hella sorry about the mix up, i shouldve checked whatpump before making this)

if the 10th gif doesnt load, click here

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The newest fucking trollcall

(I have been trying to post this fucking post for the past 50 min, but my virus filled pc is filliing the fucking post with links to viruses or whtever the shit) S O More double fuckers My thoughts: > Kuprum can be a reference to copper, or, in some languages,  “ a Hunchback”, (because of the fact obvious that he has a huge fucking backpack and a troll ontop of it) > Maxlol. If he doesnt “lol” ill be disappointed > Thats a Prospit Hope sign… Sure a lot of Hope sign trolls this roll call > “Knows exactly what happens blah blah blah” ah yes the Goldblood Intelligence we have heard of in the Ext. Zodiac strikes again > “Strident online crusader”… Sooo in other words “Controversial online fighter”? > Oh my fucking god its a fucking Gremlin > Folykl drains psychic energy… So the opposite of a follicle? (also its a Derse Void sign) > The twins were purple, these 2 fuckers are yellow > So its a Goldblood thing to have double horns and psychic abilities

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ICarly predicted the Extended Zodiac?????????????

WOWOOWOWOWOW SPENCER SHAY IS ACTUALLY THE 25TH BURGUNDY BLOODED SIGN?????????? CONSPIRACY CONFIRMED!!!! LIES OFFLINE, ASCENSION ONLINE!!!!!!111!1!!

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oh wow the fifth troll call wasn't that fukin exciting

Diemen Xicali (Derse, Hope):  the adorable, smol, secretly evil one / if you look closely enough it looks like his horns make a single sausage going through his head. His name literally could have simply been “Hotdog”, but i guess “Die-men” is better huh? / thats dead wiggler meat in his hands you do realize that? He didn't even bother to take of the legs / Comic Sans from the 2015 hit classic “Undertale” before death, but thats just a theory, a g a m e t h e o r y

Skylla Koriga (Prospit, Time): the lesbian farmer, that Rush Limbaugh warned us about / the embodiment of the phrase “y'all'd've” / loves philosophy / “the fuck are these trolls doing in ma Crop Ring [TM]”

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Holy fuck

So normal trolls have “Lawn Rings”.... If Skylla Koriga doesnt have a “Crop Ring” then ill be highly disappointed 

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Jude/Joey aspect Theory, and just a couple of other Theories

I was doing some random shit and then i had the most shocking thought The 4 Beta kids The 4 Alpha kids The 2 Hiveswap kids (and 2 Trolls) Together they make a complete aspect weel (Lets be honest this is something the creators/Hussie would do)

We obviously know the aspects of the 8 Homestuck kids And due to the extended zodiac we now know the aspects of Dammek and Xefros We are left with 2 kids: Joey and Jude, and two aspects: Doom and Mind

It would make sense that Jude is Mind-Bound, since the values logic, he over thinks things, and and he was shown as a person who is always preparing for anything and everything, just like a mind player would do. AND it would make sense that Joey is Doom-Bound, because from extended zodiac we have learnt that doom players are “fate’s chosen sufferers” (her dad doesn’t want to see her, her mom is dead, Jude isn’t the best brother, her babysitter gets drunk a lot, they have usually almost no food in the house, and just more shit that really is not good), and due to that they have “great wisdom and empathy”, and that at their best they are “wise, kind, and non-judgmental” (lets ignore that it also says “The Doom-bound won’t fix you; they aren’t healers” for now, it might not mean it literally, or maybe there are exceptions). It also makes sense, that Jude would be a Derse dreamer, and that Joey would be a Prospit dreamer due to their respective personalities.

So this way we have the 12 kids with different aspects There are 6 Prospit and 6 Derse dreamers

I guess if you really wanted to you could assign each one a different troll blood colour that would work with their character (i ain’t doing that, i’m too lazy, but in my opinion Joey would be a Jade-blood 100% due to her motherly nature)

AND THEN THE CLASSES I think they are also possible to find out We already know the classes of the 8 kids The classes that are left are: Mage, Bard, Sylph, and Thief (i always thought that Xefros might be the Page of Rage, but its impossible if this theory is correct, because Jake is the Page of Hope)

Now i don’t have that many solid evidence or proof for them, and we still dont know that well about the classes, but i feel that its fair to consider this: Joey is gonna be the Sylph of Doom, since she wants to heal animals by being a veterinarian (also she is the only girl left, and Sylph is supposedly a mainly Female class) Xefros might be the Thief of Rage, trying to steal rage from other people to calm people down, and to fuel his own personality change Dammek is the Bard of Blood, due to him apparently being an important leader type person (Tetrarch) in the rebellion. Obviously a lot of socialization had to be made, that later destroys the people he is talking to, because he destroys their trust and their bonds with other people and also Dammek destroying his own relationships for example the moirallegiance with Xefros in order to make new bonds and relationships and Jude could be the Mage of Mind, because he could use his knowledge to show Dammek the ways of earth, and also its the only Class left

Sooooo yeah thats pretty much all of my thoughts. I hope it is logical, and if it isn’t please tell me (or if someone made this theory before me which they probably have, but i just wanna see it since i haven’t a theory like this before)

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Jude/Joey aspect Theory, and just a couple of other Theories

I was doing some random shit and then i had the most shocking thought The 4 Beta kids The 4 Alpha kids The 2 Hiveswap kids (and 2 Trolls) Together they make a complete aspect weel (Lets be honest this is something the creators/Hussie would do)

We obviously know the aspects of the 8 Homestuck kids And due to the extended zodiac we now know the aspects of Dammek and Xefros We are left with 2 kids: Joey and Jude, and two aspects: Doom and Mind

It would make sense that Jude is Mind-Bound, since the values logic, he over thinks things, and and he was shown as a person who is always preparing for anything and everything, just like a mind player would do. AND it would make sense that Joey is Doom-Bound, because from extended zodiac we have learnt that doom players are “fate’s chosen sufferers” (her dad doesn't want to see her, her mom is dead, Jude isn't the best brother, her babysitter gets drunk a lot, they have usually almost no food in the house, and just more shit that really is not good), and due to that they have “great wisdom and empathy”, and that at their best they are “wise, kind, and non-judgmental” (lets ignore that it also says “The Doom-bound won’t fix you; they aren't healers” for now, it might not mean it literally, or maybe there are exceptions). It also makes sense, that Jude would be a Derse dreamer, and that Joey would be a Prospit dreamer due to their respective personalities.

So this way we have the 12 kids with different aspects There are 6 Prospit and 6 Derse dreamers

I guess if you really wanted to you could assign each one a different troll blood colour that would work with their character (i ain’t doing that, i’m too lazy, but in my opinion Joey would be a Jade-blood 100% due to her motherly nature)

AND THEN THE CLASSES I think they are also possible to find out We already know the classes of the 8 kids The classes that are left are: Mage, Bard, Sylph, and Thief (i always thought that Xefros might be the Page of Rage, but its impossible if this theory is correct, because Jake is the Page of Hope)

Now i don’t have that many solid evidence or proof for them, and we still dont know that well about the classes, but i feel that its fair to consider this: Joey is gonna be the Sylph of Doom, since she wants to heal animals by being a veterinarian (also she is the only girl left, and Sylph is supposedly a mainly Female class) Xefros might be the Thief of Rage, trying to steal rage from other people to calm people down, and to fuel his own personality change [Edit: during my biology class about genetics i started thinking about Homestuck, since, well, you know, the whole symbolism with the original 16 kids. And i thought of more evidence why Xefros might be a Thief of Rage. Its not that much, and doesn't have mean anything, but it is still a thing, so i thought i would write it down. Thief is actually a class that is, from our current knowledge, class leaning more towards the female characters. And Xefros is a boy, right? Well you know Xefros’s typing quirk? He uses an X to replace the number 10, and words/letters “ten, eks, ex, cross, and Trans”. I am not saying anything more, because i don't have any opinions on that matter, but take from that what you will] Dammek is the Bard of Blood, due to him apparently being an important leader type person (Tetrarch) in the rebellion. Obviously a lot of socialization had to be made, that later destroys the people he is talking to, because he destroys their trust and their bonds with other people and also Dammek destroying his own relationships for example the moirallegiance with Xefros in order to make new bonds and relationships and Jude could be the Mage of Mind, because he could use his knowledge to show Dammek the ways of earth, and also its the only Class left

Sooooo yeah thats pretty much all of my thoughts. I hope they are logical, and if it isn't please tell me (or if someone has made this theory before me, which they might have, but i haven't seen it so yeah just wanna see it)

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Tyzias’s Cup Of Mystery Theory

Everyone says its like tea or weed or something weird, but what if its a double combo of both Mind Honey and Sophor Slime? My logic why this might be...

You know how some stuff are “Uppers”? That make you feel High, like coffee, cigarettes, energy drinks, or/and crack cocaine? And there is also “Downers”? Stuff that makes you feel down, like it feels good, but it tires you, like alchohol, weed, or/and Heroin? if you put the two together they somewhat cancel each other out one the whole energy aspect, but still have the high. Thats why alcohol feels so good with coffee/cigarettes. And thats why people easily overdose on Heroin laced with cocaine (and fucking die). What if its the same thing here?

Sophor Slime is a downer  Mind Honey is an upper

Together they  F̤̦̥̱̀͛̾̊ ͈̘̺͔̖̖͊ͦ̒̽̽ͨû̺̜̼ͭ̾̎ ̥̱͔̫́ͯ̇͑͊c̘̬̞͔̟̪ͣ͛ͬ̽ͅ ͓̞̯̄͝k͓̱͕̩͍̜̎̇ͥ͗ͣͬ̄͢ ̊̿͒̆̓͌͝Y͇͎̝̹̼̘ ̃͛̋͡ǫ̭͚̮̪̥͐̆ͭ̆ͪ̍͂ ̺̳̣ͮͧ̽͗ͅû̧ͯ ̸̘̤͚͉͐̐͒͌ͅU̸͎̥̻͎͇̞͓͛͊ͧ̆̀̃ ̹̙͕̯̾͛̿̄͗̇͐p̟͚̤̞̿ͧ̈́̃͛ And i wouldnt be surprised if thats what Tyzias wants She DOES sleep only once a week

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