#joey

[aghostnamedcalamity]

When the girl you asked out at the cafe you work at turns out to be a lot.

I guess you can say it’s complicated.

[joeyburrrow]

tbh i'm still here mentally...

[xxryth1x]

If you dislike this, please don’t tell me, I will cry 🫶

[flamboyant-king]

We surveyed 100 people on what they would do with a Cammypus. 99 said they would throw it at a wall. The remaining 1 said they would throw it on the ground. We have arrested that person.

[neon-nick]

Mitosis AU – Doey the Doughman’s Fragmented Remains

Well, now that they’re three separate entities, things have gotten... complicated.

🔨 Kevin is trying to break down a locked door using Matthew as a hammer. Matthew, ever the optimist (or just concussed beyond reason), is convinced that this time he definitely felt it budge. (Spoiler: He didn’t.) 😵‍💫💫

👀 Meanwhile, Matthew and Kevin are in full paranoia mode. They skulk through hallways; slam doors shut and press themselves against walls like they’re in some kind of stealth mission 🎭. Meanwhile, Jack? He’s just walking straight ahead, completely unaware—or maybe just too lost in thought to care. 🚶💭

😢 Jack is off in a corner, hugging what little remains of the past, whispering apologies to no one in particular. For what? Who knows. But it’s sad, and we all feel bad. 💙💔

🎭 And then there are the disguises… Because obviously, slightly off-looking versions of those cheerful critters will totally fool everyone. 🐤🐺 Never mind that they’re stiff, awkward, and so visibly uncomfortable. But hey—A+ for effort, right? ⭐✨

[the-shy-wolf]

Leather Angel

[admireforever]

Friends (s02e16)

[snaky1ello]

Memes :3

[maycanady]

It’s getting awfully close to dinnertime.

ABIGAIL (2024) dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett

[c0smic-cryptid]

Everyone wants to pet the dog.

[l3irdl3rain]

i have reached the point in my life where having to go to my second job makes me want to weep. but i will continue to do it for him

[jnnnferlawrence]

Phoebe Buffay being a mood since S01E01 gifset by me

[ppaleoartistgallery]

#Paleostream 1/03/2025

here's today's #Paleostream flocking sketches!!!

today we sketched Infernodrakon, Araripesuchus, Diprotodon, and Thalattoarchon

[squidaresquishy]

me when my italian boyfriend asks me if the pope is catholic

[neon-nick]

Mitosis AU – Doey the Doughman’s Fragmented Remains

"They were once one, but now… they are apart."

Doey the Doughman, the once beloved protector of Safe Haven, was never truly whole. He was made of three—Jack, Kevin, and Matthew—each a child with their own unique personality, ripped from their lives and fused into something greater… and more tragic.

But after his demise, something unexpected happened: they split apart. No longer bound together, each fragment of Doey was left to wander, confused, broken, and incomplete.

The Fragments

💛 Jack (Yellow) – The innocent child, lost and afraid. A remnant of a boy who never should have been taken. 🧡 Matthew (Orange) – The leader who always tried to hold everything together. But now, without the others, he's unsure of himself. ❤️ Kevin (Red) – The mind, the one who fought, thought, resisted, aggression in him like a storm.

Aftermath of Mitosis

When the main body was destroyed, the essence of the children separated, forming new beings:

Joey – Silent, distant, clinging to what little remains of his past.

Moey – The closest thing to stability, but even he feels something missing.

Koey – The angriest of them all, fists clenched.

They remember something. But they are no longer one.