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[ Transformers Animated ]

[ Optimus x Human Reader ]

Optimus: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Reader: Peonies, why?

Optimus: …

Reader: Were you going to get me flowers?

Optimus: …

Reader: …

Optimus: … It's a possibility.

[sometimes-you-write]

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[ Transformers Animated ]

[ Cybertronian Reader ]

Optimus: How do Bumblebee and Reader usually get out of these messes?

Bulkhead: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

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[ Transformers Animated ]

[ Cybertronian Reader ]

[ Takes place before Archa Seven ]

*Elita reveals to Reader, Optimus, and Sentinel that she has recently started a relationship, but before the three of them could congratulate her, she reveals that her partner has not been treating her well*

Sentinel: Elita, listen to me, he doesn't deserve you!

Optimus: And if he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone!

Elita: Okay, I'm gone!

Reader: *taking out a sword* Good! Now go chop his spike off!

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[ Transformers Animated ]

[ Cybertronian Reader ]

[ Takes place before Archa Seven ]

Reader: Optimus, I have a question.

*Optimus looks at Reader before looking at Sentinel and Elita, who are a bit far away but close enough to hear them talk, and looks back at Reader*

Optimus: And your question is?

Reader: Is "idiot" a swear word?

Optimus: Well… no, but it’s not a nice word to call someone.

Reader: *sharply turns around to look at Sentinel and Elita with a smirk* See?! I was right, fraggers!!

Sentinel and Elita: *groan in disappointment*

Reader: Yeah, yeah! You both lose, so pay up!

*Sentinel and Elita take out their shanix before giving it to Reader*

Optimus: … Did you guys seriously bet shanix on whether or not the word "idiot" was a swear word?

Reader: Yeah and I won.

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[ Transformers Animated ]

[ you can decide if Reader is a human or a cybertronian ]

Reader: Can I tell you something?

Ratchet: Sure, why not?

Reader: Okay, so… yesterday, I overheard Bulkhead saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Bumblebee replying “Trust me".

Ratchet: …

Reader: And let me tell you, I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

Ratchet: *sighs and facepalms* Those two…

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[ Transformers Animated ]

[ you can decide if Reader is a human or a cybertronian ]

Reader: *showing Bulkhead a cauliflower* Can you tell what this is?

Bulkhead: A cauliflower?

Reader: *looks at Bumblebee* Now tell him what you told me it was.

Bumblebee: *mumbling* Ghost broccoli.

*a few hours later*

Reader: Bumblebee? What's wrong?

Bumblebee: *hiding behind Reader* It's the ghost broccoli!

Reader: For the last time… It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.

Bumblebee: I know what I saw!

*turns out that Sari played a prank on Bumblebee, now making him believe that cauliflowers are the ghosts of broccoli*

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[ Transformers Animated ]

[ you can decide if Reader is a human or a cybertronian ]

Reader roasting people, part 2:

Sentinel: One time, I was arrested for being too cool.

Reader: And, unsurprisingly, the charges were dropped due to lack of supporting evidence.

[Alternative ending]

Sentinel: One time, I was arrested for being too cool.

Reader: How in the world did they confuse you with Jazz?

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[ Transformers Animated ]

[ Cybertronian Reader ]

Sentinel: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Jetfire: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Jetstorm: I got distracted about halfway through.

Reader: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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[ Transformers Animated ]

[ Human Reader ]

*You are friends with the Autobots on earth and, because of that, Starscream kidnapped you as a bargaining chip to get Sari's key, but you were able to escape on your own*

Starscream: … Lugnut, Blitzwing.

Lugnut and Blitzwing: …

Starscream: Where is the human?!

Lugnut and Blitzwing: …

Blitzwing (Icy): We will only tell you if you promise not to get angry.

Starscream: *takes a deep breath* I promise not to get angry.

*Blitzwing's face switch*

Blitzwing (Hothead): Lugnut lost them!

Lugnut: Yeah, I… what?!

Starscream: …

*Starscream goes from shocked to downright angry and he leaves the room, a second later the sound of a supersonic scream and glass shattering can be heard*

Lugnut and Blitzwing: …

*Starscream comes back looking furious*

Starscream: How… do you lose… a human?!

Lugnut and Blitzwing: …

*Blitzwing's face switch again*

Blitzwing (Random): You forget to cherish them!

*Starscream screams in frustration and leaves the room*

Lugnut and Blitzwing: …

*Blitzwing's face switch back*

Blitzwing (Icy): It also doesn't help they are very small.

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[ Transformers Animated ]

[ Jazz x Human Reader ]

Bumblebee: Hey, can I get some dating advice?

Reader: Listen, just because I'm dating Jazz doesn't mean I know how I did it.

Bumblebee: You what-

[sometimes-you-write]

Something in me yearns for more V espa.

Here's some Slice of Life for ya!

Hope you enjoy!

Vespa: Slice of Life

SFW, Platonic, Slight Angst, Cybertronian reader

TFA

Things had changed since Professor Sumdac had been captured and Sari now being a permanent resident at the Plant.

Bumblebee, Bulkhead and Vespa did their best to make sure that the girl’s room was fit.

Vespa felt a lot for the girl.

She had practically lost everything she knew in one day.

Something the bot could relate to…

The poor girl was moping for a couple of days and was worrying the rest of the team.

So far the space and loud music wasn’t working.

Sari didn’t want to spend time with anyone.

Vespa was going to change that.

It was the least she could do after all Sari did for her when first coming to Earth.

Vespa opens Sari’s door. Sari is slouched on a bean bag. Vespa: “Sari?” Sari looks over. Sari: “Oh… hey Vespa. What’s up?” Vespa hated the sad tone Sari had. She had to make this right! Vespa walks over and simply scoops her up. Sari grips on her digits in surprise. Sari: “Vespa! What are you doing?!” Vespa: “Help Sari. That what Vespa do.” Sari: “What?!” Vespa: “Vespa not sorry, Sari”.

There was little resistance from the rest of the team when Sari tried getting them to get Vespa.

Sari pouted in Vespa’s cupped servo as she began to walk.

After a few minutes of walking Sari demanded to know where they were going.

Vespa said it was a surprise.

This made Sari angry and began to rant.

Vespa quietly listened and continued to walk.

By the time Sari had finally finished ranting, Vespa had turned to the park.

Vespa puts Sari down near the pond. She sits down and looks at the pond. Sari: “Seriously!? You brought me all the way here for the pond!?” Vespa: “Yes.” Sari stomps on the ground. Sari: “Out of all the places! Why!?” Vespa doesn’t answer and continues to look at the pond. Sari frustratedly groans before sitting down next to her. Silence. Vespa: “… Sari lost home, lost only family, lose a lot.” Sari rolls her eyes. Sari: “Tell me something I don’t know.” Vespa: “Vespa understand Sari.” Sari: “Like you can understand!” Vespa looks at Sari with some pain in her optics. Sari remembers Vespa telling the team about the stockades and the last time seeing her twin. Sari: “Oh… yeah…” Vespa: “…Vespa feel better after making mugs and pond watch. Vespa think Sari will like pond watch.” Sari shifts a bit on the ground and scoots a bit closer to Vespa. Sari: “… Okay I guess I can give it a shot… what’s pond watch?”

Turns out pond watch was literally watching the pond.

There were plenty of ducks, birds and a rather exciting toad fight.

Soon enough, the sun was setting.

Sari tried walking the whole way there, but Vespa simply picked her up the moment she started yawning.

The two got back to the base a few minutes before the others left for evening patrol.

The team was much happier seeing a visibly chipper Sari.

Tired but happier than las week.

Vespa put Sari down so she could go to her room and start getting ready for bed.

Sari was too tired to put up with much resistance.

Vespa turned around to Bumblebee and Bulkhead. Vespa: “Sari getting better. Not better, better. But it’s a start.” Bumblebee slings an arm around Vespa. Bumblebee: “Ha! Never doubt ya for a second.” Bulkhead: “But didn’t you say—” Bumblebee shushes him making Vespa chuckle a bit. She made her way to the control console as the team transformed and went out. It was a nice night, hopefully the team won’t encounter much trouble.

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[ Transformers Animated ]

[ Bulkhead x Cybertronian Reader x Bumblebee]

Bumblebee: Bulkhead, why is Reader intruding on our cuddle time?

Reader: Bulkhead, why is Bumblebee intruding on our cuddle time?

Bulkhead: Guys, please. You both can cuddle me.

[Alternative ending]

Reader: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated, but all our problems are solved with communication.

Bumblebee: It's my turn to cuddle Bulkhead.

Reader: Five more minutes, dammit!

Bulkhead: Guys, please. We all can cuddle together, I'm big enough.

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[ Transformers Animated ]

[ human reader ]

[ you can decide if the relationship between Isaac and Reader is platonic or romantic ]

Reader: Isaac, why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Isaac: *whispers* Sari, why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Sari: *whispers* Because I have little hands.

Isaac: *turning back to Reader* Because she has little hands.

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[ Transformers Animated ]

[ cybertronian reader ]

Jazz, Reader, Jetfire, Jetstorm and Sentinel: *laughing at a joke Jazz made* Hahaha!

*But then everyone walks into a room and gasps in horror*

Reader: What? What is this?!

*Everyone sees their corpses on the floor, revealing that they all, in fact, died and are ghosts now*

Jazz: Guys, I think… I think we're dead.

Reader: … Hey, look at how Sentinel died!

*Sentinel's corpse has his face down on the floor and his aft up in the air, he looks like a video game character with ragdoll physics*

*Jazz, Reader, Jetfire and Jetstorm start laughing at Sentinel*

Sentinel: *hides his face with his servos out of embarrassment*

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[ Transformers Animated ]

[ you can decide if Reader is a human or a cybertronian ]

Reader roasting people, part 1:

Sentinel: I can't take this anymore! Organics are one of the 3 most disgusting thing in the universe!

Reader: Aside from you, what are the other disgusting things?