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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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cd bagel (deltarune)

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I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him

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self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

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people who want to live in lighthouse - i hear you, i understand you

but i raise you

living in water tower

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I miss when everyone on my dash listened to Welcome to Night Vale so there’s be a good chance that on any ole day someone would reblog a quote that would grab me by the throat and forcibly ascend me to a higher plane where I understood myself and the universe better and with more kindness but also a little spook

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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

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leave. me. alone.

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We are seeing the same playbook as Iraq and a lot of Iraqi diaspora also said the same things when it was ongoing. Regardless of how you feel about the Iranian government, do not fucking do CIA job

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"i support raids on immigrants except when it's MY immigrant whose labor i need" i fucking hate republicans

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