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bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.
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Catching up on 20 years worth of gossip
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Knitters have the sweater curse but they've got nothing on the guy I know who handcrafted a pair of completely authentic 18th century stays for his girlfriend, baleen and all, only to have it not last
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at the fishing tournament yesterday btw there were age categories bc it was all-inclusive and we didn't want like 60 year old anglers competing against 4 years olds obviously.
so anyway this 14 year old boy entered in the 11-15 age bracket and he saw a huge fish in the water he became absolutely determined to catch. i don't think he even wanted to win anymore. he just wanted that fish specifically. but his line wasn't strong enough for such a big fish and didn't have the ideal bait.
enter: two 15 year old boys who didn't know him. they saw what he was trying to do, and they were clearly experienced anglers, and they got involved in the chase. they got the right bait and the three of them spent hours with their lines in the water, until the first boy finally hooked the fish. they talked him through the slow challenge of endurance. he couldn't reel in all at once because the fish was too heavy for his line and it'd break.
he finally reeled it in, but they didn't have a net. it took all three of them, lying on their bellies, six hands on the fish, to pull it out of the water. they put it in a big bucket of water for the weigh-in (we just subtracted the bucket+water weight after), gave their new friend careful instruction on how to handle the fish so he could pose for a hasty photo without injuring its spine, and then carefully placed the fish back in the water.
in the end, he won first place in his age bracket. one of the other boys who helped him tied for second with a 12-year-old competitor, and he gave her the trophy.
then during the drawing, where participants won prizes randomly if I pulled their name from a box, I happened to pull his name and he got a great prize so it all came around.
Idk. the teamwork. the serendipity of friendship. the graciousness. the consideration for the fish. Just some things that made me happy.
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another great ship dynamic is "characters who are deeply traumatized and haunted by nightmares are finally able to get a peaceful night of sleep in each other's arms"
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My take about percabeth is that yes it is "girl with abandonment issues"/"boy with loyalty as a fatal flaw" but I also think it's "boy that has never thought of anything for himself"/"girl who is ready with a powerpoint presentation of their future together"
Like, percy does not have any ambition. One of the first things he says about himself in tlt is that his life is "short and miserable". He has very low self steem and view of himself, and even though he has his mom, and friends, is not until he falls in love with annabeth that he gets an idea of what a future for himself would look like. The only times he imagines it is when thinking of annabeth. When rejecting inmortality, when in new rome and in the lete, when annabeth asks him what he wants to study. In tartarus, imagining marrying her and having children.
It might sound far fetched, but for most of the books he seems to be living his life as if just trying to survive day to day. He doesn't mind dying for the prophecy very much. Is only her voice that brings him out of the styx. Is only her that makes him want to look beyond what he is and makes him think of what he could be.
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my partner said something that kinda rocked my world
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can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages
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Hello insane DC fans,, give me your favourite canon scars for the batboys for me to add to their face and necks
I KNOW at least one of you out there has a list of scars..also if it wasn't obvious due to my same face syndrome, the top is Dick,Jason,Damian, in that order and bottom part is Tim,Terry,Duke in that order :3
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—Did you know that Juneteenth is also celebrated in a part of Mexico? Nacimiento Mexico was once home to thousands who escaped slavery in the US. As many as 10,000 slaves followed a clandestine Southern Underground Railroad to Mexico. —To date, many Black Mexicans from the Texas area retrace a portion of the same route their African American ancestors followed in 1850 when they escaped slavery. —Descendants of slaves who escaped across the southern border observe Texas’s emancipation holiday with their own unique traditions in the village of Nacimiento. —Slave hunters would patrol the southern border for escapees, led by the Texas Rangers but the Mexican army would be there waiting for them (the slave hunters) to turn them away.
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I think if you can figure out what is causing Symptoms that the inside of your brain should go DING DING DING and then the Symptoms say Fuck, you got me! and leave
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I’m always seeing videos on my recommended page like “healthy habits Japanese people have” or “how to eat like a French person” or “why Germans are healthier than you” and I’m trying to think of what habits you’d put in an equivalent video about the US
Like I know that life isn’t perfect in other countries so I’m just wondering how you could frame life in the US to look like one of those ✨aesthetic✨ “you should do this habit that everyone in this country totally does” videos
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loved @aislep ’s Danny Phantom design so much that I had to draw it! I added a bit of my own twist, but the original is really awesome!!! Hope you guys check it out!
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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...
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Danny: Welcome to Danny' Scoop! Where ice cream and Happy News meet. How can I help you?
Jon: Hi! Okay, I want the Sunshine Daily, extra sprinkles, extra peanuts, and lots of chocolate syrup!
Danny: You got it, and for your friend?
Damian: Pecan.
Jon: You don't want to try anything from the Wacky News menu? They have dummies!
Damian: Pecan. In a cup.
Danny: Sweet and simple. I like it. One second.
Damian: So this is a ice-cream shop with a old time newspaper gimmick?
Jon: Yeah, it's so cool! He gives happy news tapped to the cones or ice cream. Or he gives you a chance to reach into the New Coverage bag for a prize!
Damian: Its....cute.
Jon: I know that Damian for "I think its stupid"
Damian: I'm not a child. I don't need this positivity whenever I want something sweet how-
Random kid: Mom, look at the New Coverage Prize I just pulled! I get to pet a penguin at the zoo!
Damian slapping a wad of cash on the counter: I want everything off the Wacky Menu, and I want a chance to pull a prize.
Jon: I knew you would love it!
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