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what in the hell is going on here
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i would smoke an enchanted cigarette if given the opportunity
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a tired mime on break leaning against nothing and smoking an invisible cigarette
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Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE
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i have invented this bunny-defeating wire to defeat bunnies
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Intelligence isn't real. Locking in isn't real. Manifesting isn't real. Tryharding isn't real. Nobody has a divine feminine, or a love language, or a humoral temperament. Men aren't real. Women aren't real. The club is a projection. The world is not a hologram. There are no afterlives, sacred frequencies, or psychological archetypes. Your body is a temple but like, one of those Sumerian ones that was mainly for storing grain. Epicurus was right. Get it twisted and always be twisting it.
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Is this for real?
did you know?
eating can make you be not lightheaded
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I need to lick your phone
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AND STOP PUTTING LIQUID IN THE GARBAGE
sorry man if you can't piss without it getting on the floor I'll piss for you at this point I'm TIRED OF THIS
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sorry man if you can't piss without it getting on the floor I'll piss for you at this point I'm TIRED OF THIS
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