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Cow Sniper & Cow Heavy

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First appearance: Medic vs Creepto Engie

Universe of origin: Pootis Devil's universe (presumably Cow kingdom)

Current whereabouts: Original universe (RED's research building)

Status: Alive

Story:

Cow Sniper and Cow Heavy have left the Cow Kingdom, for reasons unknown.

1. Episode #12 . The Legendary Pootis Devil

Sometime later they have joined a local research group and studied the Legendary Pootis Devil Universe.

The group has found Pootis Devil's original memories (green crystals) and learned how they can escape this universe.

Soon after Cows, Question block Medic and Monoculus Heavy were captured by the authorities of that universe (according to Huntsman Sniper).

2. Episode #11. Medic vs Creepto Engineer

Cow Sniper and Cow Heavy are seen being interviewed by Spy in the RED team's base.

They explain to him the reason they had to leave their home universe, and Spy writes it all down.

Trivia:

Sniper and Heavy seem to be co-operative and friendly to the RED team.

It is unknown if Sniper & Heavy are milkless cows and if their departure from the kingdom has anything to do with it.

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Legendary Pootis Devil Universe's research group

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First appearance: The Legendary Pootis Devil

Their field of specialty: Studying the history of Pootis Devil Universe

Members:

Cow Sniper

Cow Heavy

Monoculus Heavy

Question block Medic

Huntsman Sniper

Trivia:

The research team consists of entities both originally from the Pootis Devil's Universe (Cow Heavy and Cow Sniper) and ones recycled from the Original Universe (Huntsman Sniper and presumably Question Block Medic).

They are most likely to be the first people to ever find Pootis Devil's original memories.

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Ghost Sniper

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First appearance: The Sniper gets possessed by a ghost.

Team color: BLU

Status: Ghost (dead)

Story

1. Episode #5. The Sniper gets possessed by a ghost.

BLU Sniper's teammates get killed by RED team, while Sniper, BLU Soldier and BLU Heavy are captured alive for questioning and left at the RED team's base.

Meanwhile, the RED Sniper gets set on fire, he runs towards RED Medic and accidentally kills captured enemies.

BLUs turn into ghosts. Heavy and Soldier disappear in the air, but Ghost Sniper decides to possess RED Sniper.

RED Sniper's eyes turn white, and Ghost transfers his T-posing body to the room with BLU team's corpses. Green fog fills RED team's base, turning all of the corpses into Zombies.

Ghost Sniper commands the Zombies to attack the RED team.

RED team detracts from the room, Soldier and Demo calls Merasmus to ask for guidance.

Merasmus instructs them to make Sniper sneeze to exorcise Ghost.

RED Spy makes a plan to distract Zombies away from the room and to tickle Sniper's nose with a feather.

When the plan is executed correctly, Ghost leaves RED Sniper's body and dissolves in the air.

The Zombies drop dead on the ground, and the green fog fades away.

2. Episode #13. Meet the thieves.

Ghost Sniper has joined the Thief Trio, and now helps them on their missions.

In this case, the Thief Trio steals a Virtual Reality Converter from the BLU team.

BLACK Spy commands Ghost to check inside the chosen building and to inform the Thief Trio about how armed the team inside is.

Ghost does exactly that, stating that there are 5 unarmed people, but saying nothing about others. When Trio breaks inside, they are met with 9 Furries, some of them with guns. A fight starts.

When Thief Trio finally escapes, Spy ridicules BLACK Soldier for choosing the wrong building, and Ghost - for not telling the full truth.

They then infiltrate the right building and try to distract BLU team from the objective.

Ghost possesses BLU Sniper and drags his body out of the BLU's building. On his way out he meets up with the Trio.

All of them get stopped by BLU Soldier.

BLACK Spy tries to kill Soldier, but Ghost does not let him. He knows BLU Soldier and, as his ex-teammate, doesn't want any harm happening to him.

He distracts BLU Soldier and takes him for a walk.

The gun fight starts while they are away. BLU Soldier wonders what's happening, to which Ghost reassures him that the team is just testing fireworks for an upcoming party. Soldier then picks up a flower and shoves it in Sniper's face, saying that they should bring it for the party.

Apparently, Sniper is allergic to pollen, so he sneezes. Ghost leaves BLU Sniper, and Sniper, now able to speak again, informs Soldier that their hideout is being attacked and they should return immediately.

Ghost Sniper flies around Thief Trio for the rest of the episode, celebrating their success of the mission at the end.

3. Episode #16. Soldier's child care services

Soldier babysits son of one the wealthiest Demomans in the world. The Thief Trio decides to steal baby's crown.

Ghost Sniper possesses Soldier's left hand and makes him punch himself. Confused Soldier attacks his own hand and calls it a traitor, while Ghost watches him from the distance.

When the mission doesn't go as planned, Ghost leaves with the Thief Trio and drives away.

Trivia:

Ghost Sniper can possess other Snipers' bodies and other mercenaries' limbs.

The only known way to purge Ghost from Sniper's body is to make him sneeze.

Thief Trio is actually a quartet, but Ghost Sniper doesn't count due to his lack of a physical body.

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You stole Scout's chicken.

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Episode's Youtube Description:

You have betrayed the Scout's trust, now he doesn't want to be your friend anymore.

Posted: Month Day, Year

Characters:

Major Characters:

RED Scout

You

Previous Episode: The Heavy starts a new YouTube channel

Next Episode: The Blu Team's Restaurant

Plot:

References to other Episodes:

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Trivia:

This is the only episode that seems to be unclear or unconnected to the stories of the other episodes despite being in the playlist

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Spy's terrible standup comedy routine is ruined

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Episode's Youtube Description:

Spy's career ends before it even started

Posted: April 12, 2022

Characters:

Major Characters:

RED Spy

RED Heavy

RED Scout

RED Engineer / Creepto Engie

RED Medic

BLU Spy

Minor Characters:

RED Sniper (RED Spy disguised as him)

RED Pyro (talked about by RED Spy)

Three BLU Engineers (talked about by RED Spy)

Scout's Mother (talked about by RED Spy)

Previous Episode: Scout tries to sell NFTs to Demoman.

Next Episode: Inside Creepto Engie's mind.

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Scout tries to sell NFTs to Demoman.

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Episode's Youtube Description:

The Scout tries to sell NFTs to the Demoman, who doesn't know what NFTs even are and is skeptical about them. But it turns out not even the Scout himself really understands NFTs in the first place... A series of misunderstandings ensue, until the situation escalates.

Posted:

March 30, 2022

Characters:

Major Characters:

RED Demoman

RED Scout

RED Engineer / Creepto Engie

RED Heavy

Minor Characters:

RED Soldier (appears in the background)

RED Medic (appears in the background)

RED Spy (appears in the background)

RED Pyro (appears in the background)

RED Sniper (appears in the background)

The first episode in Somewhat Real's "TF2 Episodes (15.ai)"

Next Episode: Spy's terrible standup comedy routine is ruined

Plot:

The episode starts off with a view of the RED base, showing what the RED Team are currently doing to pass time, the view then shifts to a room where RED Demoman is reading a book. RED Scout then enters the room and greets Demoman, before starting a conversation on how he has been reading a lot lately, Demoman proceeds to ask what kinds of books and Scout awkwardly answers with "Investment... Books". Scout then asks him about his previous plans on starting an online business, in which Demoman eagerly rants about how RED Heavy and himself were talking about it, as "an idea to make some cash during this fucking pandemic!", but the idea was never continued due to both of them having conflicting ideas about their brand's identity, as it turned out Demo wanted to sell scrumpy and while Heavy wanted to sell sandviches.

References to other Episodes:

Scout then tries to convince him in investing NFTs, stating that people have become millionaires overnight due to it, much to Demoman's disbelief, Demo then

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Trivia:

The timeline of the series seems to be the same as in our own world, with NFTs being present and popular, and with Demo claiming that there's a pandemic outside.

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Playlist on YouTube

Scout tries to sell NFTs to Demoman. (Mar 30, 2022)

Spy's terrible standup comedy routine is ruined (Apr 12, 2022)

Inside Creepto Engie's mind. (Apr 19, 2022)

Lazybones (May 7, 2022)

The Sniper Gets Possessed by a ghost (Jun 24, 2022)

Demoman vs the Iron Bomber fix (Jul 11, 2022)

The Medic gets teleported to another reality (Sep 7, 2022)

The Heavy starts a new YouTube channel (Nov 18, 2022)

You stole Scout's chicken. (Dec 20, 2022)

The Blu Team's Restaurant (Jan 12, 2023)

Medic vs Creepto Engie (Apr 6, 2023)

The Legendary Pootis Devil (May 4, 2023)

Meet the Thieves (Jun 10, 2023)

Hoovy's Cosmic Sandvich Quest (part 1) (Jul 17, 2023)

Hoovy's Cosmic Sandvich Quest Part 2 (Aug 24, 2023)

Soldier's Child Care Services (Sep 22, 2023)

The Sniper's Darkest Secret (Oct 22, 2023)

Escaping the accursed mines (Nov 20, 2023)

The tiniest Heavy in 2Fort (Dec 21, 2023)

The tiny Heavy attacks!! (Jan 24, 2024)

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