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don’t look at me in that tone of voice

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@lovecraftianpsychosis

judging by your username, it sounds like we’d get along.

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i never called you ‘ugly’, i was saying my intention was the exact opposite of that, so man, cool it down a little. i’m not making it my life mission to hurt your feelings.

i dont have any experience with merpeople, not like you can really expect me to know your guidelines and etiquette and the fact that you, specifically, are having a bad day right off the bat. but again, its my bad that i really dont expect people to speak in puns, nor that merpeople even existed in the first place, so yknow. strange world. ive been cut off it for a while.

so im ugly with a lisp cool  ship ocray

im naut a fish person im a merman we arent fish people thats pike reely rude to call somemoby if yoar naut a merperson yoarshellf and i dont have to have an open anyfin if somemoby is rude to me on a bad day i dont reely care how you look and it doesnt reely matter at all bro

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@broegbert

i see i am talking to a fellow hat connoisseur.

recommendations, y/n?

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really? if anything its kind of impressive if not somewhat amusing.

im not bullshitting you and im trying to think of what i could say to prove it but i just realized anything i say short of whipping out a selfie is gonna look like bullshit, so. its pretty out there. come on man, assuming im talking to a fish person of some sort, you have to kinda have an open mind, right. 

im already like 90% sure i probably look worse than you. uh, offense not intended.

dude seariously i get fucking bullied for this ship all the fucking time and im naut interested

in dealing with it again i dont know what the fuck a hentai is im naut from japan yoar bullshippin me and i dont pike it so if you grotta say somefin go ahead but stop makin fin of me tanks

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no no thats my bad.

if it makes you feel any better im probably not one to talk considering the shit ive gotten thrown my way but yknow you kinda get used to it, or at least you do in my case.

it really is an eyesore. makes you understand the japanese hentai jokes. 

ocray

this conversation is fucking over if yoar gonna be rude i reely dont need to talk to you pike at all its naut a fucking impediment yall talk like fucking morons to me but waterever

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holy shit

thats hilarious.

so its like a fucked up version of a lisp??

you seriously cant help it??

no no wait

you sea-riously cant kelp it

haha

sorry but seriously that is weird, my dude.

so for the 47342th time i have an accent i reely talk pike this pike if you meet me this is aboat how i talk its naut puns its my speech 

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@merstrides

so are the puns a past time activity or a general statement of some sort?

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like every second troll ive probably ever seen on this site, im pretty sure.

horses and cats and fish and shit. youre like basically all furries, right?

D -[Yea, it’s a li’l jo- wait, whatcha mean ‘again’?]-> D -[Who be doin’ that whole beast ‘n’ troll shit?]->

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@strongman-freakshow

so is the ‘graze it’ part, like, a pun?

is this some anthropomorphic troll animal thing again.

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@gulesgardener

you seem too cool to talk to me.

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outer space is so extra and dramatic

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i did these in 5 seconds

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if only i could actually log into my old account this wouldn’t seem so weird.

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Cthulhu by rashomike

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unwell | matchbox twenty

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sterquilinium:

there’s nothing on the bottle that says don’t put it in your eyoh wait fuck there is you didn’t put this in your eyes did you

do i seriously seem THAT stupid.