I'm not screaming into the void, I'm on the other side of it picking up neat things that other people make and lobbing them back. Without tags.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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just saying i prefer my food-based crimes to be more "heisting $1 million worth of syrup from the Canadian Maple Syrup Reserve" and less "corporations giving toddlers listeria for fun and profit"
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Weird when you first start paying attention to animal noises and realize they don't actually sound like the words we use
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Hey, I have a question, so a group of construction workers has recently built a nest outside my home and seem to want to spend the summer months there. They've already started construction on a project, so I assume they're healthy, but is there anything I can do to make sure they get the nutrition they need throughout the hot summer months? Do I need to have a steady supply of beer or energy drinks?
construction workers are expert foragers and don't take well to interruptions, so the best you can do is leave them be.
if you want to encourage them, however, you can spend three to four hours on the street watching their project with your hands clasped behind your back. this makes them feel like they are doing a good job
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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
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Können wir nochmal drüber reden wie geil das Deutschlandticket ist?
War letztens mit meiner Freundin um Berlin unterwegs und es gibt keinen Stress wegen Fahrkarten. Zonen. Reichweite. Einzel oder Tages. Nichts!
Einfach in den ÖPNV steppen und Spaß haben!
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Meeting the Man: James Baldwin in Paris 1970 – directed by Terence Dixon
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cant sleep because im thinking about this tiktok
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the silurians are such a fucked up concept like imagine if you went to sleep and when you woke up ants had invented nuclear weapons and they've renamed the earth to antworld and they keep trying to kill you and when you try to kill them back a god shows up and is like can't you guys just get along :( and you're like i was literally here first and also they're ants. what the fuck man
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What are Finnish sauna traditions?
Here's some 🫡🇫🇮 Including some basic sauna knowledge
Saunas aren't a luxury item in Finland, so many people own one in some way (my apartment building has a free communal sauna)
Public saunas are cheap
It's normal to sauna minimum once a week
Many holidays include sauna in some way (christmas sauna is a big part of finnish christmas culture)
Drinking alcohol in sauna is very normal (kids drink coke)
It's frowned upon to sauna wearing a towel/swimsuit, especially in public saunas
You must sit on a pefletti in sauna
We have sauna hats we wear (not mandatory)
We have a sauna vihta, made of birch branches, that we dip in water and beat ourselves and friends with
The Finnish way to sauna is to get the sauna as hot as possible, go outside and take dip in the lake (winter dips are the best), go back inside and repeat as long as you want
We have sauna elf statues that we put in our saunas or outside near the sauna to keep the sauna safe when we're not using it
Saunas are a very important part of our culture, even business meetings are held inside there
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rpf is literally good for you
rpf gives me a better high than racking lines of cocaine
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PEDRO PASCAL & CHRIS EVANS Materialists | Guess the Romance Movie Line
+ meanwhile Dakota Johnson
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🫛 you have time, the peas said so…
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man sometimes i really want to get back into welding but then i remember that the guys from the first course i took won’t be there and change my mind
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"blowing [someone's] brains out" sounds like it should be a sex thing tbh. missed opportunity.
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