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Anyone else just getting bombarded by Tumblr with the “men’s sexual functioning and confidence” ad that has an illustration (presumably AI generated?) of a torso with a dick seeming to erupt out of the middle of its upper abdominal muscles, curve down, and then disappear into a very, let’s say, Georgia O’Keeffe style opening (!) on that same torso but that is located for some reason right between the hips and above a super smooth Ken doll groin? Just me? I’m the lucky one? Ok.

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grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

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can you paypal me one ancient rusting coin

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I’m thinking of posting my long fic chapter by chapter on Tumblr to try and get people interested in reading it. I would maybe do one chapter a week and try to include some illustrations. Would anyone be interested?

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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

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wait other post cancelled. mutuals. when r ur birthdays.

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do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about

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I've been thinking about this all day.

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I engage with fiction in a normal way. don’t look at my blog

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Reblog and put in the tags your favourite discontinued candy / snack.

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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in the 2000s everything was happening on the dance floor. they signed the magna carta out there

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of course it goes without saying that i am deeply dependent on my illuminated manuscript

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“Catch Me If You Can!” by Jenny Dolfen

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A Long-Expected Party

(Part 1/62)

Of course, for the first chapter i had to pick bilbo's speech!

"i dont know half of you half as well as i should like; and i like half of you half as well as you deserve."

icon behavior, devastating nerd, serves absolute cunt, etc

i dont have anything to scan my pieces properly, so please forgive the low quality picture </3

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we are ALL horse girls when watching the ride of the rohirrim at the battle of pelennor fields

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Drawing horses is hard. Drawing people is harder. Combine them? Terrible.

Anyways, here’s yet another attempt to get Rohirrim Tumblr interested Fréaláf, Rohan’s Tenth king. He’s very pretty as is his mare Swiftryne. She’s a very typical chestnut mare with a lot of opinions, especially about other horses in her personal space.