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We have a couple more hours before April Fools is over so have some quotes that are just conversations i had with friends but with sonic characters

Sonic: The plural of amogus is amogi

Amy: I would have thought itd be Amongoose

Sonic: No Amy that's a furry

*singing theater soundtracks*

Vector: We have an opening for a princess, for an FDA a certified princess

Espio: I'm sorry what

Rouge: I'm gonna peer pressure you into drinking water. Oh my goooooood do you not drink wateeeeer? That's so weeeiiiiiiiird why don't you hydrate like the rest of uuuuus?

Shadow: I hydrate on Monster

Rouge: There's no Monster hereeeeeee

Shadow: I have some

Rouge: Oh. Well. Can I have some?

Knuckles: *walks up to Sonic*

Sonic: This is the part where I get called a queer slur

Knuckles: *punches him*

Sonic: Oh nope I just get decked

Lanolin: *pulls out a weirdly shaped chicken tender* What the fuck

Tangle: Floppy french fry

Lanolin: It's not floppy it's like, molded to that shape.

Tangle: Floppy french fry

Lanolin: It's also chicken

Tails: What was the name of that one site where everyone was roleplaying and they were all really mean

Amy: 4chan

Tails: No they like kept making and deleting rules and banning each other

Amy: ...4cha- OHH SONICFORREALJUSTICE

Cream: My mom lives over there

Vector: Did you just doxx her?

Charmy: I'm gonna rob her

Knuckles: This guy bothering you queen? *punches Rouge in the uterus*

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Sonic: You know Pinocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim stuff like "The Big Bang happened" and his nose would confirm or deny our theory!

Shadow: He's not omniscient, dumb fuck, his nose only grows when he's intentionally being dishonest.

Silver: Things are heating up in the Pinocchio fandom

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Sonic: *in a horrible fake German accent* Bill Nye is on break, I am Bill Nein.

Tails: Can I go to the bathroom?

Sonic: NEIN

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Manic: Sonia!!! There's a monster under my bed, and it's so ugly!

Sonic, on the bottom bunk: Okay first of all fuck you

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Mimic: *transforms into Tangle*

Tangle: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Vector, wiping tears from their eyes: If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it’s meant to be…

Vanilla: I’m literally just going to the store.

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Sonic: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!

*silence from Surge and Kit*

Sonic: Damn, you guys are depressed as fuck.

Surge: You didn't clap either

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Amy: Sonic is playing hard to get.

Amy: Luckily I'm a master of playing impossible to get rid of.

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Tangle: You didn't cry when Bambi's mom died?

Lanolin, sarcastically: Yes it was very sad when the animator stopped drawing a deer

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Amy: What's your favorite horror movie?

Blaze: It

Shadow: Saw

Sonic: Annabelle

Silver: High School Musical. I spent my middle school years terrified that everyone would suddenly start singing and I wouldn't know the words

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Tails: I taught Muttski a new trick. *throws ball* Fetch!

Muttski: *just stands there*

Sonic: He didn’t do it.

Tails: I taught him to ignore social conventions and think for himself.

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Sonia: Yesterday I overheard Sonic ask "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Manic reply "Trust me."

Sonia: I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Sonic: Time for Plan G.

Amy: Don't you mean Plan B?

Sonic: No, we tried Plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over Plan C because of technical difficulties.

Tails: What about Plan D?

Sonic: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Sticks: What about Plan E?

Sonic: I'm hoping not to use it. Knuckles dies in Plan E.

Sticks: I like Plan E.

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Sonic: You know. Shadow can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching him.

Sonic, blowing an air horn at Shadow: GET FUCKED

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Silver: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container

Mephiles: The cow?

Silver: Wh-

Blaze: Jesus CHRIST Mephiles W H Y

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Surge: Sonic, if you don't shut up I'm going to jump out of this car.

*click*

Surge: Did you just turn the fucking CHILD LOCK ON?

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Tangle: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Whisper: Is it me, Tangle?

Tangle: No, it's not you.

Lanolin: Is it me, Tangle?

Tangle: No, it's not you.

Duo: Is it me, Tangle?

Tangle: iS iT mE, tAnGlE?