#sonic incorrect quotes

[incorrectquoteslobby]

Tails: So we're not about to address the elephant in the room?

Amy: What are you talking about?

Sonic: ... Ok fine, Shadow and I are getting back together.

Knuckles: OH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING-

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

Amy: We call that a traumatic experience.

Amy, turning to Knuckles: Not a "bruh moment."

Amy, turning to Shadow: Not "rip."

Amy, turning to Tails: Not a "failed oversight on my part".

Amy, turning to Silver: Not an "omen of destiny".

Amy, turning to Rouge: Not a "failed mission".

Amy, turning to Blaze: Not a "display of weakness to the royal bloodline."

Amy, turning to Cream: Not a "whoopsie daisies".

Amy, turning to the Chaotix: Not a "day without a paycheck".

Amy, turning to Sonic: And definitely not an "oof lmao".

[glitchedcosmos]

Sonic: sometimes shadow mumbles in his sleep it’s adorable

Shadow, asleep in sonic lap: fight me..I dare you…I have a gun bitch…I’ll end you all..

Shadow: nestles further in sonics lap sighing contentedly

Sonic , glancing down fondly: he’s precious

[wavesrollin]

Amy, during a battle: Tails you’re hurt! Get to safety!

Tails runs over to Sonic, who’s also in the middle of fighting.

Amy: That’s not what I meant!

[blueberryhedgie]

sonic characters begin to question on twitter HOW sonic runs so fast

what’s up guys here’s a new fake twitter post after 2 months

[moraxist]

[p0lterge1stt]

my boyfriend sent me these memes so i just...

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

Sonic: “Hey, can I have a fry?”

Tails: “Oh, I don’t know Sonic. Can you?”

Sonic: “Tails, I swear GAIA-“

[peak-knuckles-dumbass]

Kinda felt like making one of these for fun, might as well post it here

[ultimate-guardian]

Shadow: Remember son dying is gay.

Silver: Yes, father.

[incorrectquoteslobby]

Shadow: How do I make a date really romantic?

Rouge: Be mysterious

Shadow: Okay

*later, while on a date with Sonic*

Sonic: So where are we going?

Shadow: None of your fucking business

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

Sonic: I truly hate it here.

Amy: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is it?

Knuckles: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is women?

Tails: Now replace “funny” with “women”. Not so women now, is funny?

Shadow: I’m having a fucking stroke.

Rouge: Now replace “stroke” with “baby”. Congratulations!

[glitchedcosmos]

Sonic, lying next to a sleeping shadow: nice

Shadow still asleep: * cuddles closer*

Sonic tearing up : N I C E

[wavesrollin]

Amy: Did you guys sleep well last night?

Sonic: I got a full fifteen hours.

Tails: I got a full two hours.

Amy:…what is wrong with you two?

[winterr-w0nderland]

Guess what I rewatched today?

[number-one-shadisper-shipper]

(The Chaotix are in the middle of an interrogation)

Suspect: What do you want?

Charmy: *yanks out cattle prod* We'll ask the questions, scumbag!

Vector: Charmy!!

Charmy: Just give me an excuse, punk!

Vector: Charmy, c'mon!

*Vector and Espio drag Charmy away. Charmy is still yelling threats*

Vector: Charmy, what the heck was that?!?

Charmy: Oh, I thought we were doing "Good Cop, Bad Cop"

Espio: Who were you, "Dangerously Unstable Cop"?!? And why do you have a cattle prod?