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It's my 6 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
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Here's a helpful little reminder
AI art is not real art! get your ass up and pick up a pencil, lazy ass motherfucker
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if Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was still alive to this day, Bill O'Reilly and Donald Trump will call him an Un-American liberal peacenik, Joe Scarborough and Tucker Carlson would talk bad about his mother, and despite his philosophy of nonviolence, I do believe he would smack Armstrong Williams, Candace Owens and Clarence Thomas in the mouth
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I think it'll be pretty cool if Disney added some sort of Jetix world in Kingdom Hearts
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I want everybody to hate Elon Musk the same way how everybody unnecessarily hated Justin Bieber back in 2010
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"It is the nature of humans to fear what they do not understand."
~Keith David [Goliath from Gargoyles]
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I LOVE how you designed Maryland
West Virginia, Virginia, Maryland, Delaware
I was going to include NYNJPA with them but i’ve been roadblocked by PA’s design for fucking weeks now
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That is it I am making this my fucking ringtone
Friends and I were chattering and we started replacing words in Rappin' Drakken with penis. It was only a matter of time before we proposed:
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It's my 5 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
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A wild Fat HO-OH Appeared!
Inspired by this amazing plush Link
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~Pierre Self Ship Headcanons~

For all the simps (✿^‿^) Slight warning for a lot of suggestive stuff, not too explicit but it's a Le Pew, what do you expect?
First of all, it doesn't matter who you are, he'll find a way to love you somehow if he likes you. He's basically incapable of really "having a type", since everyone's his type
Since he's a lot more morally questionable than even Pepe could be, his ways of flirting can be rather... sleazy, to put it lightly. It's not like he isn't good at being genuinely romantic and suave (trust me, he is!), but he does kinda fall into that
Soooo clingy, always holds you close by him
He loves kissing you so much!! Every part of your body has been kissed by him, and he won't be stopping. And it's a given that he adores giving you a nice big French kiss as well~
Pet names up the wazoo (cherie, pretty one, mon amour)
Everytime you both go to bed, he always ends up cuddling you (He likes being the big spoon and the little spoon)
Love, love, LOVES teasing you. Flirting, complimenting, giving you those "come-hither" eyes... He gets massive kicks from seeing you blush
When it comes to attraction in any way, he goes both ways. Want to be dominant in the relationship? He'll be your prey! Want to be chased? He'll do a good job of making you squirm~
"Aww, ma cherie... You are so adorable when you blush~ Non, non, non, don't look away, just lose yourself in my eyes...~"
"Hmm... Perhaps, tonight we could, how you say, make love till' the bed breaks~? Although, I have broken too many beds that way..."
"Pretty one, do you mind if I sit on your lap..? Don't get too excited, I will notice~"
"You are so assertive, mon cher ami... It makes my heart pound so hard~!"
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