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tips for acting like the grown woman i am and not like the stunted mentally ill freak that i also am
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hey sorry i didnt text you back for 2 weeks i just became completely jaded with the entire human experience. anyways whats up
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new game plan called shield yourself at all times and never let anyone in . this will have no repercussions
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inspired by this post
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[listening to atlantic city] well maybe bruce should have kept this to himself
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dude shut up. i know how to cum i just dont feel like proving it alright
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dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that
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unfortunately, “it’s complicated” continues to be the correct answer to most questions worth asking. yeah I’m annoyed about it too
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A diver rises from the ooze with an intact Maya jar, perhaps a thousand years old. (1959) photog. Luis Marden
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first thing you have to do is feel guilty for no reason second thing you have to do is become surgically inseparable from your shame third thing you have to do is find out what specific daydream lets you get through 9 hour shifts and wring it for all its worth Thats basically all i know
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my dick game is awful. its killing people.
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i can't keep living like this!!! [does not change a single aspect of my life]
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please please please let me get what i want september
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the woke media won't tell you this but actually hanging out with your friends is fun and if you do it you will probably stop wanting to cry nonstop
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is anyone else disgusted by the enormity of their desire or is it just me & richard siken
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Am i (22f) the asshole for being a step ahead from all of you bitches since the beginning of time?
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