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i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face

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“I am a forest, and a night of dark trees: but he who is not afraid of my darkness, will find banks full of roses under my cypresses.”

― Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra

Art by Pablo Peña

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ok gays Keira Knightley is starring in a new period movie called “Colette” about a real life queer French writer where she’s gay and wears suits and eats apples sexily and there’s a trans actor playing a cis role and there’s a butch nonbinary trans character who is treated well and is rich and wears tuxedoes the entire time, basically I’m saying this is the best movie I’ve ever seen it has the entire LGBT in it and I’m literally fucking shook right now by the sheer level of gay go see it right fucking now

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I’ve come to the conclusion that in lefttube/breadtube, this is what people’s roles are: Lindsey Ellis: Mom Shaun: Dad HBomberguy: Weird uncle Contra: Mommy PhilosophyTube: Daddy

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One of my history professors is this scarily intense German guy, and today we were talking about the peer reviewing process and how vicious some academics can get, so I casually asked him what the worst review he’d ever received was.

He became very stony-faced, looked off into the distance and said, completely deadpan and in his thick accent:

“It does not matter. They are dead now.”

I think my professor has killed a man.

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I am asking other men to please pay attention to this. Sexual predators and airplane creeps, a thread: https://twitter.com/joannachiu/status/1110079640998023168?s=21