Everything I say is satire unless if it isn'tYou can do it little catgirl4357 years oldDon't Ask Me About The Incident
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why did you ignore me so long do you hate me
I don't hate you. I don't know why i did that. I don't want to make excuses. it feels dirty
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im sorry for whatever i did wrong i didnt mean it i promise
*hug* you didn't do anything wrong
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please unfollow me
wait what's wrong is everything okay? *Hugs*
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okay false alarm apparently he died well before I made this post
it's been a while since a good political assassination attempt.
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Remembering that time in class where people one by one were reading aloud their most recent web search and I was curious so I checked mine and it was "strapon with keyless chuck" and I don't really know how to end this post well
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motherboard in pc shorted, phone battery expanding to dangerous amounts, laptop at the end of its life.
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it's been a while since a good political assassination attempt.
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If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.
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Hey government. Why is it illegal to wear body armor to a protest for self defense but I don't need to get any kind of permit to open carry a firearm without any background check or registration? Why is that?
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Just that time of day where I get freaked the hell out over selective service.
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robotic tgirl with all her status lights flashing bright red but insists that she's fine, she's just kinda tired, no that's a normal grinding sound for her to make, she's fine, it's fine, really you shouldn't worry about her, she's fine
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I think I might be intersex but there's not really a way I could check
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