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Sol I have the burning NEED to know how Cassie feels about A-Town.
[For everyone just tuning in: A-Town is my idea for a shitty postwar sitcom inspired by Jake Berenson's life, much to Jake Berenson's disgust.]
So there's two related questions here: How does Cassie actually feel about the show, and how does the public think Cassie feels about the show? Because Jake is the only Animorph stupid enough to give the press his real unfiltered reaction.
Rachel tells blatant, unconvincing lies about liking A-Town every time she's asked, citing nonexistent plots as being her favorites. Marco cites it as "truly one of the shows of our time" and "containing several episodes that were certainly filmed". Jake has zero grasp of the subtleties of the media landscape, which is why Jake can always be counted on to launch into an hour-long rant about how offensive and disrespectful it is when asked.
Tobias will simply demorph and fly away if an interviewer brings it up. If they persist in asking after the first time, he'll pause to barf up a chipmunk skeleton on their desk before he goes. Ax seems completely unaware that the events of A-Town could in any way be inspired by the events of the Yeerk-Human War, and continues to appear blissfully ignorant even after several attempts to disillusion him. Whether he's faking it, playing his usual games with verbal irony, or just deep in denial is anyone's guess.
Anyway, I imagine attempts to ask Cassie about A-Town go something like:
Interviewer: So. A-Town. Have you seen it?
Cassie: Yes, and my opinion on A-Town is related to PETA's use of shock tactics to advance what they claim is a pro-animal-welfare cause, but in reality is just the front for a for-profit company that actively harms the cause of real animal-welfare organizations like the SPCA and the WWF.
Interviewer: Where is this going?
Cassie: You see, Barry, when PETA falsely presents animals as having the same needs as humans, they encourage dangerous myths of predation as inherently harmful when in reality —
Interviewer: Okay, okay, what does this have to do with A-Town?
Cassie: Oh, I've forgotten what the connection was. But to know how I feel about A-Town, I recommend going to the World Wildlife Federation's donation page —
Interviewer: And let's go to Melinda with the weather!
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YOUR HONOR THEY ARE ADORABLE AWKWARD TEENS ON A DATE HOLDING HANDS, 🤝💖🥀
Ps. Ruby won the fox plush for Oscar because I find that cute af RAHHHHHHHH I LOVE THEM 💖✨
Full pic ✨🫶

Also also was sad the design was covered up because I think it’s really cute 🥰
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this is a "the merge is nuanced and not so clear cut as Oscar getting overwritten by Oz" blog and always will be
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these kids and their identity issues 😔
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Guess I'm late for this meme and i made a little bit of bonus 🌹🌲 *Ozpin fans pls don't hate me*
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I was thinking of some sort of outdoor romantic setting, but why does it look like a pre-maternity photoshoot...?!
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one day soon, i'll hold you like the sun holds the moon
A commission for @tecnestheim962!! Thank you again so much for the opportunity!! Always love the chance to draw the blorbos 🤗💘💖💕
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Found this in my drafts
@coruscantiprincess
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two universal constants in all aus: 1. Oscar gets a cool looking coat 2. He's really good at making casseroles
ty iggy for sending me the idea lolol
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face to face 🎭
wanted to post them both together uwu
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Ahhh.... I hopes he's having a good night rest 🙃🌹🌲 ♂️♀️
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Friendly reminder that if anything happens to this beloved hellsite, you can still find me on bluesky.
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RG smooch ahead!! :DD 💖🫶🥀

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been very slowly organizing and backing up all my drawing files, so have a sketchdump of stuff I don't think I ever posted
bonus smooch under the cut. be warned; it's a lil spicy
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