me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable
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sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working
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50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
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♡Love/Couples♡
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did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%
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virgen valley by Youronas on Flickr.
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plop
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me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*
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