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I've had this idea stuck in my head all day

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Take frequent breaks (drink water too!) and do your goddamn wrist stretches

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Please enjoy my decorative Halloween offering for this year!

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Halloween is the closest to communism America gets, there's a level of communal care for children, cars are discouraged, slightly better stuff on tv, sexy vampires witches and ghouls everywhere...

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laurie 😔

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!

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my favorite dune posts ever

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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

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if im being totally honest, the biggest reason I wish people on this website had paid more attention in english class and had reading comprehension is so that they would understand when and why jokes are funny. Maybe if y'all understood that a line like "None of these words are in the bible" is only funny because its totally unexpected. Or maybe if y'all understood how to construct jokes for yourself, we wouldn't have so many comments like "OP check your carbon monoxide detector" because you'd ALSO know how to build a joke. but anyways its the weekend so im fine about this. I'm normal about this. im NOT bothered.

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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can you hold my hand it's my first time killing and im kind of nervous

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I'm sorry but no insult will ever be quite as damning as Siobhan's "hey bitch I cast Legend Lore on you and nothing came up" that Adaine thought but didn't say

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Lan Zhan called him pretty

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"YOU CANT BUZZ IN NOT KNOWING THE CORRECT ANSWER THIS ISNT FUCKING UM ACTUALLY" Siobhan says, standing next to two um actually hosts

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if lan wangji came back in time to give his younger self a piece of advice, i feel like it’d either be “protect wei ying at all costs, regardless of the consequences, otherwise you’ll have to face the grief of his loss, so do not waste your time” or he’d blankly say, “fuck him. fuck him hard. he likes it slow and tough. do it every day.”

i place my bet on the last one.