soonyouwillgo

[soonyouwillgo]

Black.....oh my god...... BUTCHER GET THE MACHETE

"Ugh, why is everyone screaming right now? Why is Shark half naked? You guys are loud. Can't a man get some beauty sleep?"

[soonyouwillgo]

*walks out of his room, the bride behind him, she looks a little upset*

Magician: may I ask what is going on?

"Ugh, why is everyone screaming right now? Why is Shark half naked? You guys are loud. Can't a man get some beauty sleep?"

[soonyouwillgo]

I do wish you luck getting one, they are amazing companions

A phone goes off, and when it's picked up, he's met with the voice of a young girl

"Hello? This Eve talking, is anyone there?"

— @eveofmemory

hmm? Yes there is someone here.

[soonyouwillgo]

Ah I see, well it depends on the cat really

A phone goes off, and when it's picked up, he's met with the voice of a young girl

"Hello? This Eve talking, is anyone there?"

— @eveofmemory

hmm? Yes there is someone here.

[soonyouwillgo]

Not my eyes of course. I need those, but someone else

I wonder if I could get someone to give an eye to me

[soonyouwillgo]

I see I see....do you know why you can not have one?

A phone goes off, and when it's picked up, he's met with the voice of a young girl

"Hello? This Eve talking, is anyone there?"

— @eveofmemory

hmm? Yes there is someone here.

[soonyouwillgo]

(ooc: I'm so sorry I never got the notification)

It is quite funny yes. Pray tell, why haven't you gotten one then?

A phone goes off, and when it's picked up, he's met with the voice of a young girl

"Hello? This Eve talking, is anyone there?"

— @eveofmemory

hmm? Yes there is someone here.

[soonyouwillgo]

Then I could possibly be of help then

I wonder if I could get someone to give an eye to me

[soonyouwillgo]

Their's or someone else's?

I wonder if I could get someone to give an eye to me

[soonyouwillgo]

*he chuckled*

It's alright, and yes they are extremely adorable

A phone goes off, and when it's picked up, he's met with the voice of a young girl

"Hello? This Eve talking, is anyone there?"

— @eveofmemory

hmm? Yes there is someone here.

[soonyouwillgo]

Hmmm ...... I might have some of those....but I know for certain I have a cat

A phone goes off, and when it's picked up, he's met with the voice of a young girl

"Hello? This Eve talking, is anyone there?"

— @eveofmemory

hmm? Yes there is someone here.

[soonyouwillgo]

*kiss back again*

Better now that you're here~

Coach, I was wondering if you can coach me in the bedroom with one on one lessons~? (cringed)

"You can't play soccer in the bedroom. You're going to break something."

[soonyouwillgo]

*he chuckled* well I'm sure you will

A phone goes off, and when it's picked up, he's met with the voice of a young girl

"Hello? This Eve talking, is anyone there?"

— @eveofmemory

hmm? Yes there is someone here.

[soonyouwillgo]

Hello darling~

*kiss back*

Coach, I was wondering if you can coach me in the bedroom with one on one lessons~? (cringed)

"You can't play soccer in the bedroom. You're going to break something."

[soonyouwillgo]

*magician is smug as fuck under his mask, like that one cat meme*

Coach, I was wondering if you can coach me in the bedroom with one on one lessons~? (cringed)

"You can't play soccer in the bedroom. You're going to break something."

[soonyouwillgo]

It is. Not to mention efficient

Hey mister? You use a chainsaw, right?

@thefaintflowingofbloodandtears

Hmm? Why yes I can

[soonyouwillgo]

I don't understand why they don't. It's quite simple to use

Hey mister? You use a chainsaw, right?

@thefaintflowingofbloodandtears

Hmm? Why yes I can