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"Maybe it's just time to actually do my job, I've allowed myself too much time away from home and my calling..."

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Gavin: That might be the funniest death we’ve had in Minecraft.

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“I say that we should kill him. End the matter there.”

“There will be no killing.”

“All we know for sure is that we don’t know anything for sure.”

“That is a particularly foolish thing to say.”

“Light and darkness, life and death. These things are eternally certain.”

“That is our mission and our burden.”

“Just what the world’s been waiting for.”

“I heard that.”

“Do you believe in magic?”

“Nobody catches me.”

“There are things in my bloodstream you really don’t want in your mouth.”

“And I believe in the Tooth Fairy and the Great Pumpkin… don’t be stupid.”

“Magic exists.”

“There are powers and forces and realms beyond the fields you know.”

“Don’t let anyone know your real name.”

“Names have power.”

“Never ask for a name.”

“I claim neither a name or a title, although I hope one day, perhaps, you will call me ‘friend’.”

“They look like… angels.”

“I think I speak with some authority.”

“I have lived for many years. And I’ve had the time to do a great deal of thinking.”

“The whole thing is a crock of dirt. Not worth the price I paid.”

“Not for one second.”

“I must do as I will do.”

“Magic grants no freedoms.”

“Everything it buys must be paid for.”

“People kill what they fear.”

“Often the best hiding place is in plain view.”

“I still say we should kill him.”

“I hate to be personal, but… are you mad?”

“I figured it was you or me, and that means it’s probably me.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about and to be honest, I don’t care.”

“The forces of darkness are always among us.”

“This is true magic. All else is shadow.”

“So what do you make of (name)?”

“You’re having an adventure. If you survive it, it’ll be fun.”

“Are you sure you’re one of the good guys?”

“There aren’t any good guys, and there aren’t any bad guys.”

“There’s just us. People. Doing our best to get by.”

“I suppose it will have to be me, then.”

“Look, I’m sorry about all this.”

“Does the word ‘incomprehensible’ mean anything to you?”

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Terrible First Meeting Starters

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!

“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”

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Man you know those glass containers that look like animals? What if there was an actual animal species like that and the different stuff inside of them represented their personality, ( or organs probably organs).

oohoh oh this made me think of terrariums, actually

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Happy Holidays from the Holiday Boar

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Hello, 

To whoever is still following and semi interested in this blog,  

Thanks to Tumblrs Policy Change, for the ‘improvement’ of the site I feel like shifting Media Platforms for the moment to just keep things kind of in a ‘safer than sorry’ state. 

I made a server here:  Discord Server Sootydreams

and will tinker with it later. 

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I am awake but at what price

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donuts || instagram || twitter

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// hit me up for a starter, 

Orion or Killian, anyone will do. 

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Stained Glass Coffin Boxes

G Culp Stained Glass on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Stained Glass tags

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maratus personatus

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archerwhiterp

replied to your post /// blog is on hiatus indefinitely or until...

Are you still on the other one?

Which one?