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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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not nearly enough material to xanpost. back to gooning 4 gortash 🤤
Mate you gotta load up those xan scenarios, xanarious if you will, in your head to goon to.
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I love you when you're singing that song
And I got a lump in my throat
'Cause you're gonna sing the words wrong
watercolor illustration for @gothyanki's fic ancient memory because these two and their doomed romance have bewitched me
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pallegina
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in bg3 you find a book in the "elminsters library" area of sharesses carress that is essentially gooner text about xan. now i ship xan and my gorions ward on an on/off basis, but enough that denvyth would've known xan while she was living with kerydh as a yute and he was visiting from evereska. so denvyth finding xan feur'sel booktok level gooning material would produce a visceral reaction so foul in the woman i think she would immediately have to long rest and sit in silence for the rest of the night.

I fear I am denvyth in this situation
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bg1 xanposting
Lad please. I'm begging. Please. We've only just recovered from gortash big nats. I can't do it, you'll kill me.
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no rizz i’ll just send you telepathic messages and hope you receive them
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all I have is pillars of eternity on the brain so here's more Sylas 🌿
buy me a KoFi
#Every person's watcher my beloved#I love seeing everyone's watcher#pillars of eternity deadfire#pillars of eternity#poe
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Tricking friends into doing a presentation party just so I can sit a group of people down and show them every Caesar's Legion npcs and explain what they're freaky lil characteristic is because I can't be normal about Fallout New Vegas and never will.
Yes all of them. Because I do have an answer.
#But like I'm actually doing it#A great example is that guy in the cave with 10 charisma an icon#Anyway...
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Thaos: With my perfect pantheon, I will finally bring an end to religiously motivated atrocities!
The Dyrwood, Readceras, Glanfathans, Animancers, the White March, the Low Tide, Engwith, Iovara's followers, Desontio, Tolosus, half of the Deadfire, godlike, the Harbingers, the Hand Occult's Collections, almost every creature with a soul, half of the Living Lands, the Ekida: Um
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because people in real life write fanfics about real famous people
and because, canonically, volo writes a whole book (or a series?) about the bg3 protagonists, thus amplifying their fame
it’s incredibly likely that all of origin characters of bg3 have read fanfiction about themselves
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Edèr was last minute because I completely missed him the first act 😭😭😭😭
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