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Sophie The Shipper
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Bug: [Bug is having technical difficulties]
Woody: You know, I could always go get Nigel.
Bug: If you love Nigel so much, why don't you marry him?
Woody: We can actually do that now in Vermont.
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Garret: Let me ask you a question. What did you want for your birthday when you were 17?
Lily: Boobs.
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Jordan: Speaking of. How's your visitor?
Woody: Oh. Please, don't even get me started.
Jordan: Oh, stop. The guy's a teddy bear.
Woody: Yeah, that's half his problem right there. He's too lovable. People jump at the chance to cuddle him. Gotta take care of the baby, make sure the baby's okay.
Jordan: The baby just lost his parents.
Woody: So did his big brother.
A brother, a casket, and the echos of the past. "My older brother was my father and mother and did everything he could to make sure I didn't go through what he did." [Character death; only mentioned]
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Nigel: I don't know who you are, or how you did things in New York, but there's something you need to know. Around here, we treat each other with respect. We work together. We look out for each other. We're family.
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3.13: Oh, Brother Where Art Thou?
Jordan five minutes before this to Garret: I'm on my way to see the only person I can count on right now to help me.
Woody: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to have an attorney present during questions now or in the future. Do you understand these rights as they are explained…
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