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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "the prophecy of the delta rune" 😳 you'll be sealin up all the dark fountains 💯

me: yeah whatever I don't feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw the knight

my buddy susie pacing: ralsei's been liyng to us

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Sigourney Weaver on the set of Alien (1979)

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compilation

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A wholesome couple to start the new year in a wholesome way

They're so cute ong

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dawg look at him why is he like this

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things I would do if I was a boy

1 . eat my wishes on Golden Toothpicks

2. digest said wishes with Wolf Intestines

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DERRY GIRLS | 2.01

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I'm trying to come out to you. Well, don't. Don't come out. Go back in. I don't wanna go back in.

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Happy Pride

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I am the warm bloodway binding you to other folk. I am the taut string of hatred betwixt you. I am the bond.

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why are british people always so mad when people make jokes about their accents. sorry you say yewchube. it’s funny though innit

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OHHHHHH MY LITTLE CLEMMY

redraw of @juno-box 's render !! my comms are open!

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Remus and Harry from chapter 14 of PoA

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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

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everyone and their mum gotta read this pic im SO SERIOUSSSS IT'S UP THERE WITH ALL THE OTHER STUPID FAMOUS ONES BUT THIS ONE DESERVES THE TOP SPOT!!!!! IMMEDIATELY!!!! I DONT CARE IF YOU DONT LIKE READING FICS THAT ARE IN PROGRESS THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU'LL EVER READ!!!!

Full Throttle

Wolfstar Top Gear AU

10. INTERLUDE: Clean Slate

If it turns out Black is attracted to men, and he is not just doing a stupid, impulsive, selfish experiment, I will unhinge my jaw and eat the largest fucking hat ever made. If it turns out Black is attracted to men, but not Remus, I will need round-the-clock surveillance on Smokes. Suicide watch, maybe; can offer emigration as less drastic solution. I hear Australia has some fit men; might find one for myself.  If it turns out Black is attracted to Remus…well, that’s simple.  I’ll kill him with my bare hands.

Marauders/ Wolfstar Top Gear AU in which Remus is a disaster from the off, Sirius unravels at the seams, James grows a frontal lobe, and Lily has a secret. Throughout, there will be cars, catastrophes, and caravan conkers. And in the end, maybe- just maybe- they'll find something worth all of this bollocks.

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patho twitter dump again. translations under cut

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