sophiethepunycorn
the voice inside my head.
Hi, I'm Sophie the Unicorn, and you should come talk to me.Not a lot makes sense down here, but come enjoy it with me?I've had problems with self harm, eating and depression in the past. If I find your blog triggering, I will probably unfollow you.Used to be watermelondreams.
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straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a...
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OKAY SO MY MOM REALLY LOVES OLAF HES LIKE HER FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER NOW AND IT SNOWED SOME GOOD PACKING SNOW TODAY AND SHE ASKED IF I WANTED TO BUILD HIM ONCE WE SHOVELED SO WE FUCKIGN DID.
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your shit is wrecked.
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roses are black
violets are black
im blind
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Things to be found in John Green books.
I always loved how in his books you could go from something really profound to something like “hump the moist cave wall” so I made a side-by-side of some of my favourites.
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I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN
Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
The Mom: Don't we all.
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knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
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why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season
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