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By ©WHY MY CAT IS SAD

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Being a woman is hard af.

No boobs? Damn. Grow some. Boobs? Cover yourself. You’re so vulgar. No ass? Everyone will laugh at you for it. Ass? Well, better cover yourself cause you don’t wanna draw attention to that booty, right? Short? You need to wear those heels. Tall? Damn. You cannot be taller than men. Also, never wear heels. Skinny? Gotta gain weigh cause no one likes bones. Chubby? Eat healthy!!!! Nobody likes fat bitches. You like makeup? Hell no. Taking you swimming on the first date. No makeup? Please, take care of yourself. Don’t be so lazy.

We, women, are constantly shamed for everything so we, as well, might do whatever we want.

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Me: *changes the toilet paper roll*

Me: I am the backbone of this household

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ah yes, the timeless literary classic ‘romeo and bob’ 

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all time low // missing you

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#FullAcousticAllTimeLowAlbum2016

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The four times Louis kicked the bottle away…

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Hi! This is a list of 30+ great Harry/Louis fics that have no smut.  It seems like it’s almost a requirement to have smut in fics now, and a lot of people aren’t into smut, or just want a good break from from it. Whatever the case is, these are all really really good and smut free. Several people mentioned wanting a list so here we are. :) I think most if not all also refrain from super in depth discussions of sex as well. :)

 (If anything has smut it in and I’m somehow mistaken let me know. I worked really hard to make sure nothing on the list had smut)

More under the cut.

Happy reading! PS more lists Here

Never Shut Us Down by Togetherwecouldbealright

Tumblr!AU.

Louis is an insecure mess and he hides behind his blog. Harry’s a boy with a personality too bright and he’s everything Louis thought he would hate. They end up falling in love.

Carless and Young, Free As The Birds That Fly by Littledarling 

In which Harry and Louis actually meet two years prior X-Factor and fate having a funny way of working itself out. 

My Friend by PoorMedea 

Louis almost can’t believe it when he gets the text: I have a friend who thinks ur cute. But when Harry won’t tell him who his mysterious ‘friend’ is, Louis decides he’ll just have to figure it out for himself.

Need to Breathe Some Cleaner Air by Somerdaye 

Harry misses Louis a lot. Too much, probably. Normal mates don’t hang out with each other’s families while the other is out of the country, do they? 

Bronze and Gold by Yoshi09

Everyone knows 7th year Gryffindor Quidditch Captain Louis Tomlinson and 5th year Ravenclaw prefect Harry Styles are dating– except for Harry. Fluffiest fluff to ever fluff.

I made a map of your stars by Brightbluelou 

Harry is the shy boy in the back of the class that no one really notices. Louis is the loud, outgoing football player that everybody likes.

I’m here, I’m Yours by Violentroar

Harry and louis are best friends who also happen to be in love. they kind of figure it out on christmas eve.

All The Shades In Between by LaDiDah 

Harry is hit with a rogue truth spell and can’t control what comes out of his mouth; a bit awkward when his adoration for Louis has only grown over the years. A Hogwarts AU for Smut Free Ficathon. 

At Candle Glow and Mistletoe by Tomorrows 

“I swear to God,” he mumbles under his breath as he squeezes them on, “if this is all a ploy to kidnap me, I’m going to feel no guilt for keeping your jacket.”“Just trust me, alright?” Louis holds his hand out for Harry once the other man straightens up, his soft face flushed in a way that only the holiday rush can do. “I couldn’t hurt you if I tried, Harry Styles.”Harry places a tender hand over Louis’. “Okay,” he answers, a little breathless. “I trust you.” an au where louis is santa, harry is a single dad, and niall is the worst reindeer to ever exist

Breathing In Your Dust by Togetherwecouldbealright 

“Must be fate,” Harry jokes, rolling his eyes and Louis’ face softens as he nods in agreement.

“Well Harry, we are soulmates after all,” Louis reminds as if he thinks Harry might’ve forgotten, even as his hand is still stuck to the wall.

AU where Harry doesn’t believe in soulmates despite living in a world where soulmates and fate are key words. Louis is just a boy he meets but at the same time, he’s so much more.

Rummaging for Answers In The Pages by Brownheadedstranger

high school au, aka shameless fluff. louis goes to harry’s after a bad date.

Beneath the Sheets of Paper by Missberrycake

   In which Harry Styles is about to start his fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. While his best friends Liam, Niall and Zayn battle with the trials and tribulations of another school year, it’s all Harry can do not to fall head over heels for Slytherin prefect Louis Tomlinson. Harry soon comes to realise that discovering Louis was a far greater piece of magic than anything Hogwarts could teach him. Magic, though, is not always what it seems … 

We Grew Up Together, And We’re Gonna Last Forever. by Kotabear24 

The one where Harry picks up Louis’ fallen glasses and Louis makes Harry cry.

To Meet Is Surely Where We’re Bound by Loupiter 

Louis is 18, up in the air and being forced to spend a weekend with his family at a friend’s wedding instead of attending Leeds Fest. However, he ends up having a much better time in the quiet village of Holmes Chapel than he expects - and it may or may not have something to do with the boy whose house they stay in. 

Even As Young As You Are by Ologist 

Harry’s sister has a baby. When he goes to meet her, he finds more than one new love of his life at the hospital. 

Move With the Snowdrifts by Tommoandbambi 

It’s not a crush or anything outlandish like that, he just finds Louis as a good person to just sit around and admire what he’s like. But that doesn’t mean anything. The only reason why he’s even here is because he was a fool that decided to be a supportive friend, completely forgetting that he’d be overexposing himself to the likes of Louis Tomlinson (who Harry’s pretty positive can cause temporary blindness when looking straight at him because he’s that bright). Not that it matters, seeing as Louis has been devastatingly underexposed to Harry (i.e. Louis, as well as basically everyone else in their year, has no idea that Harry even exists.)

We’re Afire Love by soleilouis 

Harry and Louis are best friends. Harry has the whole “crush” thing under control, honestly. Until, of course, he moves in with Louis and his baby. 

We’re Looking for Something Dumb to Do by Soleilouis 

harry and louis decide that they need to come up with the best senior prank possible. if it means pretending that they’re married, that’s a sacrifice they’re willing to make. 

Dark by Shadowplay 

In which Harry is 16 and Louis is 18, Harry works at a public swimming pool and they go skinny dipping together.

We Could Be Stars by Arolouis 

Louis falls down the rabbit hole of makeup, and Harry’s always there to catch him. 

You Strike a Match by Togetherwecouldbealright 

The one where Louis receives a note from his secret admirer for every letter of the alphabet.

Last First Kiss by Embro for Yourssincerelylarry 

Harry’s a good kid, Louis’ misunderstood, and they meet in detention.

You Lure Me in (like a Fish out of Water)

Louis goes on a three day long fishing trip with his dad. He comes back to find out that Harry has never been fishing before. So obviously he has to teach him. It doesn’t go very well. (Did Harry mention he has a very real phobia of fish? He didn’t? Opps.)

Beep the Horn by Kikikryslee 

“Listen, I’ve tried to be helpful,“ Niall said. “But it’s been three years. It’s time for you to make the move. There’s only so much encouraging I can do before it starts to get repetitive. And annoying.” “I feel so loved,” Louis deadpanned. “Of course we love you, Lou,” Zayn said. “We just need you to tell Harry how you feel so you can stop feeling so down on yourself.”

Or, the one where Harry dresses as Miley Cyrus for Halloween, and Louis is the tiniest bit in love with him. 

Make It To Me verse by Avatarlahey

It’s like learning the boy’s name brings about a new desire for Louis to see Harry all the time. If he can learn Harry’s name, then what else can he discover? So when Louis’ head hits the pillow every night, he wishes, he hopes, he prays that he’ll get to see Harry. And sometime he does and sometimes he doesn’t, but when he does, something awakens in Louis. A silly thought: being asleep, yet feeling more awake than ever. He supposes it’s Harry’s doing.

[Or, Louis likes to sleep, particularly because the only time he gets to see Harry is when he dreams.]

Speechless by Mewmewgodess 

Harry misses Louis a lot. Too much, probably. Normal mates don’t hang out with each other’s families while the other is out of the country, do they? 

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“I don’t know if it’s a hiatus or a breakup, to be honest.

Simon Cowell confirming to Billboard he doesn’t know shit about anything involving One Direction ( x ) 

(via bulletproofhalo)

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Friendly reminder.

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Funny how it’s always Louis’ name!

One last thing and then I’ll shut up about this laughable piece of fan fic Billboard published…

Isn’t it fucking amazing how it was only Louis who gave an “interview’ to BIllboard? None of the other guys. 

So yet again, it is LOUIS’ name who is praising Simon in print, but on camera will do this:

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In the last 7 days...

Let’s do another recap!

Anne’s icloud is “hacked” and over the course of 4 days a strategic set of approximately 50 pictures “confirming” Hendall 2.0 are “leaked” on Twitter with no repercussions for the hacker or the press who published the pictures

The Sun publishes an article saying 1D Media changed it’s corporate shareholder structure in an effort to evade paying taxes

Louis & Danielle go to Park City, Utah for a fan photo op that lasted 38 seconds

Jay posted a new picture of Louis & Freddie on her private facebook account

The picture of Louis & Freddie is “leaked” online and published by numerous press outlets without repercussions 

Billboard publishes an article with numerous quotes from Louis only saying Simon is “lovely and kind,” and “one of the first people I told about my son, Freddie,” and Simon was “very patient” with them in the beginning and Simon didn’t put “any pressure on [One Direction]” when they decided to go on a break.

In the same article, Simon says Harry is working on an undetermined solo album to be released at an undetermined date in the future and he isn’t sure if One Direction is on a hiatus or broken up

So in the last 7 days, the following things were confirmed or reconfirmed in suspicious/unreliable ways:

Hendall 2.0

Louis loves Freddie, his son

Louis loves Simon Cowell more than anyone else on planet earth

Simon Cowell is a saint and we are awful to say otherwise

Harry is definitely going solo

The band is on a break or broken up, nobody is sure

Me until something fucking gives with this shit show:

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All Time Low Albums + Gifs

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Reblog if you think that Donald Trump should NOT be elected as president

All your URLS will be written down in a notebook, I need to prove a point to my stepdad that he’s a bad person.