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@ that one line about riku succumbing to darkness because of his “complicated feelings” ft maleficent being my favorite disney villain

bonus:

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COMMUNITY (2009–2015) ’Comparative Religion’

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Casual Teen Titans | Gabriel Picolo

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Stop removing Lady Dimitrescu’s wrinkles and stretch marks/scars/blemishes. Stop making her super skinny, because clearly she is not. Stop de-aging Lady Dimitrescu. She is a mature woman and her wrinkles/blemishes are part of her beauty. Literally stop removing those features.

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bringing back megafauna NOW

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Iroh: You need to stop doing weird things. Going out might help.

Zuko: I went to the gardens today.

Iroh: There you go, I hope you got something from that.

Zuko: Yes, I did.

Zuko, opening a bag: This turtle-duck.

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Vanitas 🛏?

He doesn’t

or like, didn’t need to the same way we do. If he gets a physical body with a whole heart it will need rest, but he was a creature souped up on pure darkness juice, and sleeping was a little bit more like staying still and meditating to temporarily recharge a little bit of it 30 minutes to an hour at a time per day. This is partly why you can knock him out so easily with Sleep — his physical heart bit is EXHAUSTED, CONSTANTLY, but he never feels exhaustion like that because of aforementioned darkness juice. Also constant vigilance, if he’s asleep for too long something will Get him. When he gets a body sleep is a weird uncomfortable foreign Thing and it’s hard for him to stay asleep for more than naps. If they were to get along, sleeping in the same room as Ventus (and Sora) would actually lull them both right to bed for ten hours, because the whole of them is in one place, and his heart won’t start freaking out that it’s been “knocked unconscious” or time-displaced for too long. Once he gets a good full nights sleep in a soft bed he understands what all the hype is about.

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USA: *having troubles with covid vaccination because of Antivaxxers”

Peru: COME GET YOUR VACCINE WITH YOUR BEST COSPLAY AND YOU CAN PARTICIPATE IN A CONTEST AND WIN STUFF!

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Caption: [Riddle me this, liberal. How child tremsgemder... when favorite movie at... six years old Barbie Mariposa? How child transgem when favorite color of kool aid pink lemonade? How-how not girl when in girl scout at twelve have pretty eye badonkerhers (rustling fabric) pretty pretty walky thumpers? How? How child not girl when hang out with sister? And cry sometime? How-how child... teakettle? When like book? Ho-how. How child... thermometer... when cannot kill spider? Have no primal hunting instinct, child no. Checkmate, liberal.]

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I'm a pacifist like institutionally but I'm absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don't believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

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wait wait wait i have literally the best picture ever of my cat, bob

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Let’s go 🗡 for Sora!

Do you know how fast this kid learns? He learned how to do keyblade transformations, a process that takes place in your soul-weapon, by watching someone do it ONCE. Sora kingdomhearts doesn’t have photographic memory, not in the slightest, but he intuitively just understands how someone is doing something. He can copy Remy’s recipes if he has the instructions. He can watch Terra carve a spoon out of wood and start carving a clumsy bowl and silverware set. If he sat down and watched Xehanort perform dark magic, he could do it, and he could figure out how to do it well. He’s a multi-talent! I think that he also has an incredibly high frustration/pain tolerance so he’s like a maximized pursuit predator with a goofy laugh. Stubbornly endearing

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We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.