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i will never make a fandom sideblog you will get everything on one blog and you will like it. you will learn to love all my interests even if you followed for just one. my blog #myblog

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Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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IG@lo.pony

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The sentences "Asexuals can still have sex" and "Aromantics can still date" need to go up on the high shelf for everyone except aces and aros talking about their own experiences. From now on, everyone else has to use the revolutionary new phrase "Asexuals and aromantics can do whatever the fuck they want forever."

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found on FB marketplace. made me laugh out loud

@shiftythrifting

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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Hooray! Yay! Dykes!

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your family and career shouldn’t be your priorities. your priorities should always be your blorbos and archive of our own

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my latest obsession is rene descartes memes. i have been collecting them n i dont got much but these are so good

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I really like characters that are like.. estrogen probably could've saved them but just not from this specific situation unfortunately.

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I find it very funny how much criticism of Gen Alpha is about stuff like “they’re rotting their brains on the internet!! Have you SEEN skibidi toilet?? All they’re consuming is brainless slop hahafunny mass produced video shit!” like guys. you’re not going to like hearing this but stay with me. We had Annoying Orange and that was exponentially worse

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Bupger & Fries

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LISTEN [trips and 60 WIPs fall on the ground] I WRITE AND FINISH THINGS [scrambles to pick up WIPs] look, just look I have completed projects–DAMN IT! [slips on pile of WIPs] I, UH, I FINISH THINGS [60 more WIPs fall out]