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Hi @taylorswift I hope you had a wonderful sparkly day

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When these guys at work mention (bc I’m wearing a Taylor Swift shirt) that they heard the Lover album isn’t performing so well and they then listen to my lecture on why its an amazing, record breaking masterpiece

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MY HEART MY HIPS MY BODY MY LOVE TRYING TO FIND A PART OF ME THAT YOU DIDNT TOUCH GAVE UP ON ME LIKE I WAS A BAD DRUG NOW IM SEARCHING FOR SIGNS IN A HAUNTED CLUB OUR SONGS OUR FILMS UNITED WE STAND OUR COUNTRY GUESS IT WAS A LAWLESS LAND QUIET MY FEARS WITH THE TOUCH OF YOUR HAND PAPER CUT STINGS FROM OUR PAPER THIN PLANS MY TIME MY WINE MY SPIRIT MY TRUST TRYING TO FIND A PART OF ME YOU DIDNT TAKE UP GAVE YOU TOO MUCH BUT IT WASNT ENOUGH BUT ILL BE ALRIGHT ITS JUST A THOUSAND CUTS

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Hi @taylorswift I hope you had a magnifique day in Paris 💗💗

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Wore this to the winery today and everyone asked if these were the names of our seasonal wines. I happily told them no BUT WHAT A GOOD IDEA A LINE OF WINES ALL NAMED AFTER TAYLORS SONGS I WILL BUY PLEASE PLEASE

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I, like most, only refer to Taylor as Taylor and not her full name. But I love how now literally everyone around me knows to just refer to her as Taylor.

Show up at work, manager: “you missed it I played Taylor for the whole morning”

Mom eavesdropping: “what did she say, she played Taylor for you?”

There is no other Taylor in my life

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Cornelia Street is a masterpiece

That is all

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Ahen *stands for announcement* HE LOOKS UP GRINNING LIKE A DEVIL*sits* Thank you for coming to my TED talk

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👏🏻 PERIOD 👏🏻

Credit: mustlikeme4me on Instagram.

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I’ll drive

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Okay but @taylorswift what nail polish were you wearing for the Live Lounge? Inquiring minds need to know

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“I’m drunk in the back of the car”

“The wine is cold, like the shoulder I gave you in the street”

“I get drunk but its not enough”

“My time, my wine, my spirit, my trust”

“And you know I love Springsteen, faded blue jeans, Tennessee whiskey”

“Make confessions, and we’re begging for forgiveness, got the wine for you”

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Concert at work today, ask the musician to play covers of Taylor, and that was how I forced 200 people to enjoy Taylor’s music

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Just minding your own business at work, when you hear “Cornelia Street” muttered and you run over: “EXCUSE ME ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT TALKING ABOUT HER IS MY FAVORITE HOBBY”

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Halsey: “But we don’t feel like outsiders at all, we are the New Americana”

Taylor: “It’s you and me, there’s nothing like this, Miss Americana and the Heartbreak Prince”

Halsey: “All alone out in Saint-Tropez, like as fine as a damn Monet”

Taylor: “I’d be just like Leo, in Saint-Tropez”

Halsey: “I know I’ve only felt religion when I’ve lied to you”

Taylor: “But we might just get away with it, religion’s in your lips”

My queens

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Finally in the groove with my promotion, I have skype set up on my laptop and what’s the first thing I get a message about? “I love everything about Taylor Swift’s new album. I haven’t listen to one since the one with the red cover? But this one is so good!”

Discussing the important things

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“Cried like a baby coming home from the bar”

“And they would toast to me”

“I think he knows his hands around a cold glass”

“We were drunk on something stronger than the drinks in the bar”

“You can find me in the pub”

“I’m drunk in the back of the car”

“The wine is cold, like the shoulder I gave you in the street”

“I get drunk but its not enough”

“My time, my wine, my spirit, my trust”

“And you know I love Springsteen, faded blue jeans, Tennessee whiskey”

“Make confessions, and we’re begging for forgiveness, got the wine for you”

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