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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

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The kindergarten-ification of society

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The 3 demons living rent-free in my head: Dissociation, Existential Dread, and Compulsive Yapping

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I love that Sally Jackson’s 3 love interests are just

Literal god

Canonically pure evil

Paul

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nah i love this

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my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

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Sits on your dash

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I can act a little silly

but also serious. if the situation calls for it.

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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

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who are these people

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Uncle Rick needs to write a series where they’re all working together

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nicky when joe tries to give him a bro hug and walk off without making eye contact like that's a thing they do

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His yucky face is my favourite thing ever