itzy’s music makes me want to steal makeup from sephora nd bust the windows out of cars all in the name of ‘girl power’
monsta x’s music makes me wanna get jacked on coffee, monster nd nyquil, pump iron, fuck a milf, nd then stand in the rain nd just dance
stray kidz music makes me wanna turn that shit OFF!
nct’s music makes me want to riot, get a tattoo, snort a roll of coke off the fattest ass in the tri-state area, steal a car nd do donuts in the yard of my local senator all while taeil nd doyoung scream over what sounds like dying robots do the dougie as their alien homeworld is being microwaved plays in the back
u all are so obsessed with ur idols sex lives. if ur not being controlling nd treating them like dolls ur zooming in on crotch shots during choreo or talking about how u hope they’re getting good head right now. u all are so annoying god bless
new rule: if ur not fucking them their genitals do not exist. no more object permanence
you know when someone mentions their favorite song and even though you’ve listened to it a hundred times before, it becomes “their song” after that moment?
anyways, this 36th loop of solo by frank ocean is dedicated to you mark lee
please do NOT tell me doyoung is fucking in the dorms...how are you gonna invite a booty call over and have to walk past your 7 other roommates....nct is not that broke I know y’all can afford hotel rooms
being controlling of your idols and hating them for dating/finding love is weird. we can all agree on that. but talking constantly about how your idol deserves their dick sucked right now!!! and should be drowning in pussy constantly!!! is also weird, you know that right?
you don’t know what their preference is. you don’t know what their dating style is. you don’t know what their sexual history is. you don’t even really know who they are without all the cameras.
just stop talking about idols’ genitals. they don’t concern you at all. if you’re not coming into contact with it just pretend it doesn’t exist.
maybe then y’all will stop zooming in on every zipper crease thinking your idol has a 12 in flaccid dick