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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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Knight who seeks to get injured in combat so she can be tenderly held by her Lady but she keeps absolutely killing it out there and she's too honorable to throw a fight

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I CANNOTT DEAL WITH THIS SITE ANY LONGER

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Nihilist, chirpy, doomsday-loving, sea-obsessed, 500-year-old former artist turned serial killer, con artist, and celestial senior citizen is a lot of personality to cram into one guy.

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when will my thesis defend me

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something about US-centrism is that it makes it way too easy for non-USAmerican global north citizens to get all high and mighty about shit we have no right getting all high and mighty about. hiding behind the crimes of a different country does not make the crimes of your country any less bad or any less worthy of note

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problematic bed time gap

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You wanna know how i got these scars? *points to my pierced ears*

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"When you're trying to have a hot girl summer, but the governments decide to start WWIII😭😭"

Location: Bumfuck, Oklahoma

"Dying in WWIII wasn't on my 2025 bucketlist 💀🫣"

Location: Sydney, Australia

"Look at the strawberry varenyky I made"

Location: Kyiv, Ukraine

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a woman being feminine is right-wing coded which is masculine coded. a woman being masculine is left-wing coded which is feminine coded. this disproves the existence of women

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Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

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picturing a roman empire equivalent of reactionaries who say "if you don't like it here then move somewhere else"

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got eaten up with 3 words