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oh my god i completely forgot about this blog but its fine no one er reads it anyway uhm so just an update i think im in love okbye

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So listen I love swimming but can my coach not make me do 200 butterfly

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now why the hell is jim carrey on the cover of my book

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congrats on coming out queen

have y'all HEARD

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This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

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just got back home and wow he does not know how to run at all

okay so quick update on how my life has been during the monthlong break i took from this hellsite (i usually don’t post about myself but i feel this blog needs a drastic change in energy)

so i’m a swimmer right (i say, as if everyone is supposed to know that) and this month i participated in this national competition which just so happened to have been my first ever competition. it was so crazy, i went out of town and everything. i’m not even, like, national championships-worthy in swimming to be honest. i was just a stand in for some girl who backed put to be in a bigger competition.

so yeah i went all the way across the country for a whole week. i slept in government assigned school with two other swimmers from my city (who are both on the same team as me so i see them every day). they were siblings and one of them was like. my old swimming crush. it wasn’t weird or anything but at the end i did adopt him as my little brother (he is 13 days younger than me). the only weird part was i referred to him to my friends as “cute goofy laugh swimmer guy” for WEEKS.

anyways me and cute goofy laugh swimmer guy are going on a run tomorrow morning. wish me luck because i can’t run. and maybe wish him luck too cause he can’t run either.

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if cute goofy laugh swimmer guy drinks from my straw and i drink from his does that count as a first kiss

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okay so quick update on how my life has been during the monthlong break i took from this hellsite (i usually don’t post about myself but i feel this blog needs a drastic change in energy)

so i’m a swimmer right (i say, as if everyone is supposed to know that) and this month i participated in this national competition which just so happened to have been my first ever competition. it was so crazy, i went out of town and everything. i’m not even, like, national championships-worthy in swimming to be honest. i was just a stand in for some girl who backed put to be in a bigger competition.

so yeah i went all the way across the country for a whole week. i slept in government assigned school with two other swimmers from my city (who are both on the same team as me so i see them every day). they were siblings and one of them was like. my old swimming crush. it wasn’t weird or anything but at the end i did adopt him as my little brother (he is 13 days younger than me). the only weird part was i referred to him to my friends as “cute goofy laugh swimmer guy” for WEEKS.

anyways me and cute goofy laugh swimmer guy are going on a run tomorrow morning. wish me luck because i can’t run. and maybe wish him luck too cause he can’t run either.

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i took a super long hiatus but i am back and ready to shitpost my ass off

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so. disney+ is finally available in my country and guess what my first order of business was

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i will never be able to read the house on the cerulean sea for the first time ever again

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Anyways, this is fucking disgusting.

^ Becky Albertalli author of Simon vs. the Homosapien Agenda

^ Dove Cameron

Listen, I understand being curious about celebrities' lives. If you see a celebrity doing a bunch of gay things you might think "hey, maybe that artist is queer" but that's as far as it should go. You should never harass, or threaten, or force anyone to come out. That is fucking disrespectful and wrong. Queerness is about including anyone who feels that they do not fit into normal society, there is no one way of being queer. It's not a box, it's free and open and that's the beauty of it, so how about we fucking stop forcing queer people to come out, or label themselves, it's none of your business.

This has become a pattern and it needs to STOP

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guys. hermes wrote hamilton.

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another day another afternoon straight of simping for jonathan groff’s voice in little shop of horrors

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these are always immensely entertaining to me so reblog and put in the tags if you'd trust your pfp with the aux chord on a road trip.

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I wanna do one of those “if you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags” but I know most of The Gays have never touched a tool on their life. I’ll be left with 15 lesbians, one gay dude and a handful of bisexuals and they better all be tagging screwdrivers