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it’s sasamyaa week on twitter except I only have tumblr </3
day 1 - friends
bonus:

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I want niibashi and miyano to meet so bad. but to be fair if they were friends poor niibashi would have to deal with all the sasamyaa bs on top of kagihira.
#sasaki to miyano#sasaki and miyano#sasamyaa#sasamiya#miyano yoshikazu#niibashi juuya#ginger slander
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Every artist drawing Miyamoto Usagi with hair bangs in front is just proving my point that Yuichi Usagi is the superior Usagi and that his swagless look and and cringe personality are just too powerful.
he should get to kiss Rise! Leo on the mouth, your honor.
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Listen I know he specified Geralt in the songs but you can't tell me that the other witchers didn't benefit from Jaskier's songs as well and so I just imagine one of them being in a pub and hearing 'burn butcher burn' and just going "what the fuck have you done Geralt" cause they know that their contracts are gonna go down big time
#lmaoooo#after burn butcher burn comes out the other witchers r like ‘as a witcher we do not claim him’#fucking who is ‘we’ nah man u r on ur own
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OH MAN
OH MAN OH MAN
JASKIER GETTING CUTE AGGRESSION WHEN GERALT JUST DOES SOMETHING REALLY ADORABLE/TOUCHING
AND GERALT JUST. DOES NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHY JASKIER SUDDENLY SMELLS ANGRY/AGGRESSIVE UNDERNEATH THE HAPPY/AFFECTIONATE SMELL.
on a hot day geralt puts his hair up in a ponytail and then makes a joke to jaskier and laughs at his own joke bc he’s a MORON and jaskier is like. grinding his teeth with the urge to not deck geralt bc of just oVERWHELMING cute aggression.
and geralt meanwhile is just so ???!!!
bard laughs and smells content but also smells ANGERY
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Do Hizashi in this meme plz
I’ve never sweat this hard for a gag, and my hands hurt, but this was so worth it i’m crying hhhh
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💙💛🧡
#fem!jaskier#genderbend#the witcher#i haven’t read/watched/played the witcher all i know is from geraskier fics#but damn i love women#jaskier had to be a man because as a woman she would b too powerful#and 1000% more feral
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Actually I love finding gay subtext in things, it’s like seeing gay shrimp colours and straight people are never going to experience it
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I am... actually the funniest bitch that ever lived.
This came to me in a fever dream, it's my magnum opus
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aziraphale: i gave it away
crowley, realizing he just disobeyed God, the literal creator of the universe:
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pspspspspsps
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i’m about as straight as Phoenix Wright
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