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Y’all I’ve been so fcking busy I just realized I missed Al’s birthday😭😭

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Happy National Black Cat Day!

And…

a very happy birthday to Salem kitty🥳

Everyone stay tuned, Salem might be getting a little sister soon…👀🤫

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I am so incredibly fcked😭

the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one

thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D

You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe

the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)

tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!

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😔

@pinky-ghostface @strawberryscarecr0w

and anyone else who wants to join!

Making a chain cause why not!? Hdisiwisjs

Put your name/nickname in the Character Headcanon Generator and see what you get!

Link!

Erm...so-

@starsinthenigth @mxnaceo @duckp0t + Anyone who wants to do it! (No pressure)

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Alphonse wearing the pink bedazzled ghost face mask??

Ugh-

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not a request, just me being silly

yknow that one video on tiktok where the guy makes his cat clean up the kibble that it knocked over? that’s werewolf seth and salem kitty

meanwhile sugar/doll is recording and giggling

Yes I love that😂😂

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it’s Doll’s birthday but they still went into work under the assumption that no one at the shop knew

they get there to find a box of hotcakes at their desk and a ‘happy birthday’ note in handwriting they just barely recognize but they feign obliviousness <3

Dolls Birthday

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The blaring sound of your alarm clock jolted you from your sleep.

nonono...

You'd overslept and were running late for work.

Salem observed you with curious eyes as you scrambled to get dressed and find something quick to eat. His tail flicked back and forth in mild amusement as he watched you settle for an apple, which you knew you most likely wouldn't eat. You grabbed your phone and made a dash for the door, pausing for a second to give Salem a little goodbye pat as he arched his back and let out a soft mew. Just as you were about to reach your car, you froze glancing down at your lit-up home screen, and you realized it was your birthday.

I mean, I'm already running late, you thought, I could stay home...

You decided against it. Everything had been so good lately, so why not go in? Now that you knew the crew's big secret, work was much more fun. The boys had sorta adopted you as an honorary pack member, plus things with Seth were heading in a good direction.

As you slipped in the back door at work, you glanced around to see if anyone was there. While scanning the room, you started to set your stuff down. You only looked down when your hand nudged something warm. To your surprise, you found a little box of hotcakes, sprinkled with mini chocolate chips, and a note in vaguely familiar handwriting that read "Happy Birthday!"

The simple sight melted your heart, you couldn't even recall if you'd told anyone about your birthday. It was a small gesture, but it meant the world to you. As you savored the surprise breakfast, your co-workers trickled in, each wishing you a happy birthday and a big ol' hug from your favorite brown-haired boy <3

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The End!

I hope you had a great birthday @sleeplessdreamer14!

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Alphonse & Boo jamming out to...

Head Over Heals - Tears for Fears Carless Whisper - George Michael More Than a Woman - Bee Gees

Just picture Boo cooking/baking while listening to music, and these come on and they just get lost in their own little world singing/dancing away with Al??

Such a vibe

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Seth in a corset vest been on the mind lately…

@innovacorsetry

I know we sorta have this with ghost hunting Seth but man something about no shirt + corset vest is just mmmmm

I need someone to draw this.

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Hi! I really loved how you wrote Leon x B.O.W.!Reader!

Can I please request a continuation to that?

Leon is being chased by Mr. X and he escapes to a saferoom. B.O.W.!Reader is waiting outside for Leon and then Mr. X comes along. Leon comes out of the saferoom only to see B.O.W.!Reader fighting off Mr. X with hand-to-hand combat.

(Seeing two giant B.O.W.s fight is like watching WWE lol)

Ahh I'm so glad you liked it!

Leon Kennedy x B.O.W Reader (gn) pt.2

Word Count: 706

→ Part One Here ←

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The streets were cluttered with debris, bodies, and abandoned cars strewn about haphazardly, leaving behind a ghostly depiction of the chaos and panic that flooded the area. Leon kept a tight grip on his handgun. Only a few unspent bullets remained in the clip. His eyes danced around the area, staying on high alert for the slightest movement. He hadn't been walking long before his target building was in sight.

Just when he thought he'd caught a break, a tall figure in a trench coat with a steely face suddenly rounded the corner of a nearby alleyway not too far ahead of Leon.

Not this fucker...

Once again, he was faced with yet another tyrant, only this one was less friendly. Its black-gloved hands curled into a menacing fist as it advanced mechanically. In the blink of an eye, Leon raised his gun, took aim at a container near a car, and squeezed the trigger. A burst of fiery liquid roared into the air as Leon hurled himself toward the nearest building. Thankfully its door was slightly ajar, allowing Leon to slip in quickly and quietly. Once inside he stayed low to the ground so as not to be seen from the outside. Apart from the bullet shells that sparkled on the ground in the warm light cast by a little lamp, this little room was oddly comforting. Papers were scattered about and there was a little table in the corner that held a... typewriter?

A bit old-fashioned, Leon smirked to himself.

The explosion caught your attention as you finished off the last few virus-infested beings surrounding you. The once-threatening undead hoard now lay at your feet. You could feel the effects of your own infection starting to pull at your mind and body again, you shook your head, tired of being a mindless super soldier for those bastards. You wouldn't succumb to it, not now, Leon needed you.

It was pretty clear where the explosion had come from, considering the flames still dancing around the area. In the middle of it all, stood the tyrant, his piercing eyes glowing amidst the flames, scanning the area like a predator until he met your gaze. You stood completely still, locked onto one another. You couldn't recall if you'd seen this man before, regardless, his presence was bad news.

Leon inched closer to the wall to look through a hole to assess the eerily silent situation outside. Just as he reached eye level with it, his foot hit a bullet shell, which clattered across the floor. The tyrant snapped toward the faint sound. Without hesitation, you dove at him, bringing him down to the ground. For a brief moment, he gazed up at you with his emotionless icy grey eyes. Then, with a quick thrust, he threw you off. Before you could find your footing, a strong hand pushed your face down. A painful crunch vibrated through your face as your nose hit his knee, blood began to flow down your chin.

Your opponent's iron fists flew, each blow more vicious than the last as you staggered backward. You tried your hardest to stop them, stumbling back until you found yourself cornered. A soreness enveloped your entire body, muscles tense yet tired. You hadn't felt since missions before all this. Weirdly, it was nice to feel like that again.

You ducked, his next punch was met with concrete. With a grunt, you lifted the large man off his feet, tossed him over your shoulders, and chucked him against a wrecked car. As the enemy lunged forward, you positioned yourself in front of him, waiting for his next move. You snaked your arm around his, clamping down tight, delivering a couple of good blows to his side before he caught your arm and sent you stumbling backward with a headbutt. Before you could gather your bearings, a double set of fists came down hard over the back of your head, and you were face down in the cement.

Leon continued to watch with bated breath as the two behemoths before him battled it out. The brute strength and power these viruses had were undeniable, but it was truly horrible what they turned human beings into.

This needed to stop.

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I definitely struggled with this one more, so I hope it was ok!😭

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@elena-illustration on Picrew

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Y’all is this not the CUTEST picrew??😭

Just had to make two with the bittersweet boys <3

You can find it here by @elena-illustration

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So cuteeee ahh <3

domestic moment with Salem @sourlemonsprout

reference from mellon_soup

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moonrise! Seth having a pic of Salem as his lockscreen

that’s all I got

Awww yess🥺

I love that people are liking Salem. He will be returning in more posts in the fall!

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Can you please write Leon(any version) encountering an ex-coworker! Reader that went missing, as a Mr. X or Nemesis-like B.O.W?

A part of B.O.W! Reader still remembers Leon from their past. Instead of trying to kill him, they protect him from zombies and other B.O.Ws. Basically they act as a sort of bodyguard.

Leon Kennedy x B.O.W Reader (gn)

I had a lot of fun writing this one! Thanks for the req!

Word Count: 716

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Every muscle in Leon's body was screaming. He wasn't sure how many more of these undead monsters he could take on. He'd been at this mission for hours, unable to get a breath of rest in. At this point, his body was moving on instinct, lashing out and dodging each threat that lunged at him. His mind chugging along, trying desperately to hold onto important mission info.

Off to the side, just out of Leon's line of vision, a cold, decaying hand shot out from the shadows and gripped his shoulder. He felt the putrid breath of the zombie on the back of his neck, its teeth just inches away from his skin. With a surge of adrenaline, he clamped down on its arm draped over his front side, dropped his weight, and with a grunt, threw the creature over his shoulder, its back hitting the concrete ground with a solid thud. He drew a knife from his side, clutching it tightly in his right hand. With one wide stride, he crushed its shoulder under his foot. Unintelligible gargling and screeches fell from the creature's mouth as it clawed up at him. Leon readjusted his grip on the knife as he raised it over his head, in a flash of silver, he plunged the blade deep into its skull, and the screeching stopped.

He let out a sigh of exhaustion. Just as he thought the area was cleared, he heard a mixture of groans, hissing, and shuffling. A sudden shower of sparks from a nearby electrical line revealed a sizable undead hoard approaching.

I can't stay her-

Suddenly, a loud boom followed by the crumbling of bricks just behind Leon shook the ground. He spun his head around to see a large humanoid figure emerging from the dusty rubble behind him.

Fuck

It paused for a moment, and the flickering lights and fire from the surroundings cast an eerie glow upon its glassy greyish skin. It tilted its head upward, revealing piercing cloudly white eyes that locked onto Leon. He felt his heart drop to his stomach. Despite the ghoulish complexion, abnormally intense muscles, and claw-like hands, Leon recognized it.

It was you.

You no longer remember how long you've been like this, days were starting to blend together. It feels like ages since they'd captured you and injected you with whatever serum or virus that turned you into this monstrosity.

How can that be? I thought they were d-

But Leon's train of thought was abruptly cut off once again, his attention snapped back to the hoard, which was dangerously close at this point. The air crackled with tension, he didn't have enough strength or ammo to deal with either threat. He was trapped.

"Shit" he hissed.

It was like your mind was in a different body, vaguely aware of everything happening, yet powerless to stop or interfere with any of it, until now. There was a sudden clarity as you gazed upon Leon's blood and dirt-covered body. He needed help.

You picked up a large metal bar from the rubble surrounding you and stepped forward. Leon clutched his knife tighter, convinced this was the end. But much to his surprise, you strolled right past him.

You drew the metal bar back and paused for a moment, looking back at Leon, you gave him a small nod, then turned back to the zombies just several feet in front of you. With one powerful swing, you whipped out a whole row of them, beads of black goopy blood, and brain bits slowly dripped from the bar, staining the dry ground beneath you. Leon stepped backward, finally catching his breath as he watched you take out the hoard, these creatures were no match for your brute strength and stature.

He wasn't sure what series of events led you to this state you were in, and it pained part of him to know that he wasn't able to save you on that last mission you shared together, but he was grateful for your protection, and the opportunity to escape. He glanced back at you one last time, unsure if he'd ever see you again, but he silently vowed that if he did, he would help find a way to return you to your original self. No matter what.

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To be continued...

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one time Salem was rolling around in Sugar’s empty bathtub and they didn’t realize until later that he got covered in the luster dust left over from a bath bomb

Omg how cute lmao

Sugar and Seth would totally make some sort of Twilight/Edward Cullen joke

“That’s the fur of a killer, Sugar”😂😂

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Salem

Werewolf Seth x gn!reader

Readers cat, Salem, doesn't seem to mind the werewolf in the basement!

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The silvery-white moonlight gently streamed through the small, dusty basement window as the night grew darker, you and your newfound werewolf companion hunkered down all cozy, chatting away to fill the time. There was still a part of you that couldn't believe any of this was real.

"Oh…"

Your attention was drawn to the creature's gaze, which led you to the stairs where your Maine Coon cat was seated. His piercing greenish-yellow eyes, which practically glowed in contrast to his soft dark fur, were fixated on the wolf-man before him.

"Didn't that thing hiss at the boy on our way in?" He squinted at the cat, a little surprised by its calm demeanor.

"Heyy, he's not an 'it'," you protested, "his name is Salem."

"Of course it is," he huffed. As he turned around, he realized the cat had vanished. With a shrug, he shifted to say something to you when he felt a sudden vibration on his tail. Somehow, without the wolf-man noticing, Salem had curled up into a little cat loaf and wedged himself comfortably in the curve of the beast's tail, and was purring contently. The two stared at each other for a moment, not a single thought behind Salem's eyes.

"Is your cat normally this chill around werewolves?" he asked sarcastically, his breath making Salem's pointy ears twitch.

"Yeah pretty much, with all that fur of his, he fits in pretty well." you joke back. You watch fondly as the creature extends a hand, letting your kitty rub against the side of his claws, and his purring intensifies. Little man was just livin his best life. The creature raised his head slightly, looking up at nothing in particular and chuckling under his breath, making Salem's ears twitch beneath him.

"Seth?" you cock your head slightly.

"He's just bein' salty in there," the creature shakes his head.

"What's he saying?" you ask.

"He's mumblin' something about 'not much of a cat person'," with a shit-eating grin, he leaned in a little closer, "but between you ask me, I think he's just salty that the two of ya's like me more," he in a low voice, even though Seth could still hear him loud and clear.

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Once again, apologies for the lengthy delay on this req @sleeplessdreamer14!