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The only true Outsiders headcanon:
“Ponyboy would you mind staying after class today?” Ponyboy couldn’t think of a single thing he’d done wrong in Mr. Symes class but here he was at his desk even though school had already ended.
“I just wanted to say that I really loved your theme. It was very thought provoking and you are quite a talented young writer.” Ponyboy gulped, of course this was about the theme. “That being said, I can’t give you full credit.” As if to emphasize this point, he pulls out the theme that has a big red 70 scribbled at the top.
“What? Why?” Ponyboy asks in irritation. He’d spent a lot of time on that theme just to be given a 70? “Did I not meet the word count? What’s wrong with it?”
“If you remember the rubric, it said that all writing must be based on true events. This entire story is fake. I saw Jonathan Cade in my class this morning and your theme said he died.”
“That’s not fair.” Even though Ponyboy knew it might be. He hadn’t really read through the rubric, he was too behind on everything else. “I may have exaggerated on some things-“
“I think it’s perfectly fair.” Mr. Syme said, interrupting him. “None of the events described actually happened. I’m sorry Ponyboy.”
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soda: i'm so hungry i could eat a- pony: ...a what
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I love the idea that Ponyboy over exagerrated the entire Outsiders storyline. Like
Ponyboy: Hey, this is my school paper, could you guys read it over?
Darry: Yeah, I'll give it to the others
Ponyboy: So?
Johnny: It's really good, but.. uh-
Dallas: I didn't fuckin' die? When the hell did I get shot?
Ponyboy: That one time when-
Dallas: That was a fuckin' bb-gun??
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I can't believe ive never posted this here oml this is one of my fav 2024 pieces EVER
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[ID: A digital illustration of Anti-Curly and Anti-Jimmy as the "cowabummer" meme.
Anti-Curly: This is where I watched a man die, Copilot. Anti-Jimmy, sweating: (in pink bubble letters) Cowabummer!
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the captain giving his copilot a tour of the ship <3
was gonna post this with a bunch of other memes im making but i went too hard so i have to share it Now asjkhadkljha
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[ID: The original "cowabummer" meme with Batman saying "This is where I watched my parents die, Raphael." And Raphael the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle saying "Cowabummer!" end ID]
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company mandated roadtrip!!! mouthwashing driving headcanons
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