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"People meet and sometimes they lock into each other like two long-sought-after pieces of a puzzle. As time goes on these pieces, they morph and they grow. And they can grow together and become stronger. Or they can become two completely different shapes that don't have any room for each other, they don't fit anymore." Barry Berkman + Monroe Fuches in Season 2 of BARRY

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“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself

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Reneé Rapp — Cosmopolitan Digital Cover (June 2, 2025)

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#67

all my life there you go oh please stay just this once anyway all my life there they go oh please stay for the night anyway

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dont take bird noises for granted

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money beyond ypur wildist dreams

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In the whom straight up tolling it. And by it, haha, well. Let's just say. my bell

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$30 is the new $20 which we all know is an adult $1

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i actually think its incredibly funny that people can just log on to the internet and get in a fight with a guy in another country. what a privileged time we live in. you used to have to go to war to do that

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World heritage tweet. To Me.

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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames