Gay, He/Him, 31. I'm just here because I don't wanna lose track of my friends and stuff. I'm an artist but won't be posting that shit here. I cannot be stopped, I cannot be killed and I will never die. I like teeth and bugs. Dead dove shit will mostly be under a cut and will probably be content warned. Blank accounts will be blocked.
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im on that small penis appreciation. small penis veneration. thank you for your service small penises, stay cute
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An Art Nouveau silver & plated fairy lamp Moritz Hacker circa 1905
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All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.
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where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses
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#I was having a sensible chuckle but “all hail mother” killed me lsdkfjdslfkjsd#I have hiccups from laughing so hard sldkfjds
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I saw this and I thought Tumblr might enjoy it
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started growing arugula microgreens on the windowsill and they're coming along really nice! fucked up that microgreens are so expensive because this is easy as fuck lmao
#literally an 8 dollar sack of indoor potting soil and a few packets of seeds was my entire overhead cost#im growing these in old takeout containers#they don't even need drainage holes because they'll be ready to harvest within a couple weeks#and my apartment is super dark so in the afternoons and evenings I stick a lamp close to the containers#so like I'll be damned if I ever pay 6 bucks for a little box of these lmao#most gardening is more expensive than just buying groceries#in both overhead and time and effort#but this is so low-effort and cheap to do#I think I'm just gonna stagger my crops so I can harvest every week lmao#ain't buying no grow lamps ain't buying no plant food#just dirt water and little plastic tub#btw if you do this at home don't use dirt from outside there's like spores and bugs and shit in there#you don't want that in your house
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writing cover letters
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tragedy enjoyers when even good intentions lead to ruin
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Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning
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I threw my stuffed monkey at husband to get his attention because I wanna go get coffee and it landed perfectly in nap-holding position next to his head and he grabbed it and said softly, "no weapons formed against me shall prosper". Then fell asleep
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Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen
#two very small corrections one for op and one for the guy speaking before the senate#for op it's spelled “endophallus”#but also the bees' bodies don't explode during mating but their endophallus *does* lmao#their dicks literally make a little popping noise when that happens btw
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okay so for years I thought california just had the best sourdough in the country because of some terroir shit (like how some places have better wine because of where the grapes are grown) but I just got this sourdough baguette from the farmers market here in arkansas and hot DAMN this is so fucking good?????? like I still really love boudin bakery's texture, san francisco's sourdough really is damn good, but god the flavor here is just so incredible
#as a lover of sourdough I am always keen to try local bakers out#but as someone who grew up in california I am rather discerning#the starter at my old job in texas was damn fine for a sandwich bread#flavorful but not too tart#but a boule that I got a couple weeks ago here in AR was just so bland and it made me sad#great texture but just not much flavor at all#so this!!! god what a wonderful surprise#I almost wanna ask them if they have extra starter for sale#I'm still gonna buy their bread when I can afford it either way 'cause hot damn#it doesn't need butter it doesn't need toasting#like I just ripped off a huge chunk and ate it as-is and what marvelous delight!#also got some absolutely beautiful garlic so I might make it into confit and dip the bread in that
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#it depends#are we the same age? because by the time he's 31 the worst is largely over#like he's got a lot to deal with but that's okay#it'd be worth being a big hot shapeshifting bug monster with a 22cm cock tbh#shit even if we go by canon age and he's 28 that's still pretty good#on the other hand if you swap us over when he's 18 That's Not Good
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